𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎

Jesus, dogs & coffee

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

She has beauty, she has graceeeee. She’s had an oral fixation since a young age. It’s me, I’m she.

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

@EvolverTTV I’m like a *make you homemade biscuits at 8 am* girl. If that turns into something bad, fine. But don’t text me about it. 🙃

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

My favorite part about being single is people attempting to sext me while I cook breakfast sausage and respond to work emails. It’s 8 am…

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

@chrisimariex *hits with brick*

[Carolyn Blackburne @cblackburne]

Empire State Building lit up in the colors of the Ukrainian flag last night 🇺🇦

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

A dating app, but one where I can point out all the cringe on a man’s profile so he can find a mate.

[Eric Weinstein @ericweinstein]

“…since a car drove…” -@CNN

“It has been over a year since a Smith & Wesson M&P 15 tragically crossed state lines and discharged, killing two Kenosha Wisconsin demonstrators while wounding a third in related gun incidents.” -Absolutely Nobody. Ever.

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

a little snack for all the people who don’t let their dogs sleep on the bed with them

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

Being the friend people call when they need something, but never just to hang out. <<<

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

The whole defense is a VIBE. 🤝

#BUFvsNO | #BillsMafia

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

@friendlee93 @vic_charlie_out I just feel thankful that you spend your time glued to a screen and not in a role that might influence the world. Might rub off on people, & we just can’t have that.

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

@friendlee93 Got it. Will certainly pray for you. Have a great day!

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

@friendlee93 And that cancels out the non-cop related violence, right? Your page is nothing but you trolling posts like this and fighting with people. Go for a walk or something, it’s better for your health.

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

@friendlee93 It’s not, but thanks for your outsider opinion.

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

Filling my timeline with smiling ducks, instead of rage.

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

@killaawattzz101 I respect you and your position. But the “fuck you all” attitude when it comes to the view points of others, because they’re not similar or identical to your beliefs, is exactly what divides us. Can you consider having a conversation versus a whole fight?

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

🐶

[𝒦𝑒𝓁𝓈𝑒𝓎 @kelsmosher]

I can’t believe there’s people out there who had healthy childhoods and relationships and can now be in healthy adult relationships. I envy you, wherever you are.

[clara🫐 @elijahrrys]

the lettuce in my fridge watching me have pizza for dinner

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think I am broken because lately coffee has not given me any energy it just makes me still tired but like, faster