kelso

life's a grave, so dig it.

[Michael Reeves @RenoReeves]

@BillSimmons @TheCousinSal Your podcast on Apple is 5 minutes of ads and that’s it

[Michael Giacchino @m_giacchino]

Hard agree. @alyankovic .

[michael. @homebodymike]

ASAP Rocky's sperm cells

https://t.co/9LMcMlF5nr

[Chris Brockman🎙️ @chrisbrockman]

the best of the Twitter sports community right now — nearly $900k and climbing for @HamlinIsland toy drive charity https://t.co/idI1JYnUzD

[kelso @kelso485]

@NickScott13 @espn Unfortunately it’s not much better

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

Russell Wilson’s flight back to Denver:

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

This is next level

Someone tricked Bob Stoops into making a cameo with a message to Brian Ferentz…

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

if someone read the @nytimes "latecomer's guide to crypto" puff piece and decided to buy in to bitcoin or ethereum, as of today they have lost about 40% of their money

https://t.co/fCrHY3Lt3M

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

The last para is a masterclass in how to write about death without writing about death: @HarryHill on the loss of Sean Lock. Quite beautiful: https://t.co/lQl92nj1RE

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

Remembering Sean Lock — one of our greatest comedians and a much-loved part of the Channel 4 family. RIP Sean. You will be missed.

[Jon @giftedrascal]

Sean Lock made me laugh so much. But seeing him laugh was even more rewarding

[kelso @kelso485]

#MyPillow the perfect pillow for smothering that pesky voice of reason

[kelso @kelso485]

In case you were wondering it’s December 37 2020. #ThisIsAmerica

[kelso @kelso485]

@PatMcAfeeShow Go ask your father

[Nuclear Matters @Nuclear_Matters]

Every action and every voice is essential in the fight to protect today’s reactors and build tomorrow’s technology. Use your voice for #nuclear carbon-free energy: https://t.co/T6Ro17yyNQ

[kelso @kelso485]

@GazetteLawson You can’t actually get it any where. Because of skewed distribution laws like some that are on the books in NC it’s very hard for microbreweries to export beyond the immediate vicinity. My friend and I like good beer, have family in the area, and it sounded like a good time.

[kelso @kelso485]

#UntappdBeerFestival #FyreCLT #FyreFestival I was so excited for this event, my friend and I came from out of state, paid a premium to fly in cuz of golf tourney. Pd for early access just for a plastic cup, half breweries not rdy and stranded in concourse.

[kelso @kelso485]

@GazetteLawson Yes I flew in from Wilkes-Barre PA my friend drove in from Richmond VA

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Remy. She’s a jenga legend. Not sure why anybody doubted her. It’s a simple game when you’re good. 14/10

[little nasty rat that dresses like jamiroquoi @_Geebsus]

NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS. NOTHING.