Kelso

i'm a country bumpkin with no sense of humour who sees dead people⁣ • hockey • video games • synthwave • horror

[Kelso @kelsorly]

I’m super private which is why I share nothing with anyone I know and everything on Twitter.

[Ottawa Senators @Senators]

A statement from Michael Andlauer on Daniel Alfredsson joining the Toronto coaching staff.

[Kelso @kelsorly]

The timeline just gets worse and worse

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

https://t.co/0ej4TwjTss

[Kelso @kelsorly]

The more I sit on this movie, the more I disturbed I become. What a great film.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘OBSESSION’ has passed $400M worldwide.

One of the most profitable films in history.

[Chantel @SensFanNL]

Posts that did not age well

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

You don't get to hold a separatist referendum and then identify with national symbolism lmao

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ben & jerry (ben cohen & jerry greenfield) tried to boycott their ice cream from being sold in israel, so unilever went behind their back and sold a portion of the company to an israeli licensee against their wishes. israel is selling ben & jerry's through corporate domination

[Fire Seth Appert @CoryL____]

I thought he found out about it when he asked be traded and demanded to be moved to one team specifically

[Elliotte Friesman @FriesHNIC]

Oilers to hire Jeffrey Dahmer and OJ Simpson as assistant coaches

[Kelso @kelsorly]

This league is the WORST.

[NHL @NHL]

The @EdmontonOilers have hired Mike Babcock as their new head coach 🔵🟠

[Joshua Clipperton @JClipperton_CP]

Keith Tkachuk on the HHOF call:

"It's been a good weekend for the Tkachuks."

[Kelso @kelsorly]

More like thanks for NOTHING

[Ottawa Senators @Senators]

Thank you, Brady, for your contributions on and off the ice over the last eight seasons ❤️

[SensCentral @SensCentral]

The silence from Brady Tkachuk’s former teammates in Ottawa is deafening.

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Sources: The newly reunited Tkachuk brothers will both wear TKACHUK on the back of their jerseys, instead of M. TKACHUK and B. TKACHUK. Those close to the situation say it doesn’t really matter because neither of them can read.

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

Very cool that Brady Tkachuk got extremely mad at the media for speculating about him going to Florida because he sat on a podcast while his brother openly recruited him only for that to happen exactly as anticipated.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

They're gonna make documentaries about what the 2026 USA Olympic team did to the landscape of the NHL

[Kelso @kelsorly]

Honestly, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Obviously loved his time here but there's been a disconnect for a while and this destination (and his abysmal effort in the playoffs) is a slap in the face. Good riddance.

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Brady Tkachuk is indeed being traded to the Panthers, as first reported by @PierreVLeBrun

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

Reminder that Jonathan Toews admitted that he didn't care when he found out that Kyle Beach was sexually assaulted and suggested that it was kind of a joke at the time before talking about what great people Stan Bowman and Al MacIsaac were and how they shouldn't be punished

[r @6ffside]

they really stood ten toes down for their rapist goalie only for him to make history with the worst goaltending performance the stanley cup finals have ever seen

[Chantel @SensFanNL]

AHAHAHAHA

[Kelso @kelsorly]

This is the kind of shit he would joke about so I feel absolutely sick right now.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Singer Oliver Tree has reportedly died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro

Two helicopters collided in mid-air before crashing into an electric vehicle yard, killing six people

via CNN Brasil