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Not Kelsey Grammer // she/her/hers

[o @acquaintf8]

I’ll never forget that tweet that said Disneyland is for people who crave walkable cities without having to see poor people

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I might be breaking my NDA by saying this but Taylor Swift sang “We Are Charlie Kirk” at her wedding

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Say what you want about the right, they have produced some of the greatest metaphors in history

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I bet this goes hard if you’re fucking stupid

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

As a bar owner, I think “pregaming” should be as illegal as bringing your own alcohol into my bar. Both are theft of service (the service being this space which I put so much work into). I should be able to pump your stomach at the door.

[🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist]

Egypt Iran hydration break

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

This station sees 6 trains per week. SIX.

[Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri]

The key to not being depressed after you return home from vacation is to live in New York City

[LPC @landpalestine]

not only did Erling Haaland do a hat trick on israel and use one of their own players to score a goal

Norway donated all the money made from that game to Palestine

[The Mets Newsletter @metsnewsletter]

Read the damn room, Mr. Met

[tugboy fresh 𓅃 @TugboyFresh]

Walking home from Backrooms and realizing I never left

[April @aprilglick]

this comment on my most recent Mets video is absolutely frying me

LTM

[nicholas @nikoplaysbass]

@meladoodle Jet fuel doesn't melt true hearts

[tugboy fresh 𓅃 @TugboyFresh]

Eric Andre’s falloff is lowkey depressing. He still trying to do the same shit that hasn’t been funny for like 7 years.

[Ayesha @gothichijabi]

new york city of all places… you could be eating spaghetti out of a ziplock bag in the park and no one would gaf. icecream? in the afternoon?

[H @hellohalima]

FIFA doing this to avoid a lawsuit they’re not being generous

[Nerdeen Kiswani @NerdeenKiswani]

See this shirt actually makes sense since it’s her own name and she’s been a New Yorker. The haim swift ones were just awkward.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

The New York Dept. of Sanitation might be the most impressively run organization on the planet.