kp

If it is to be said, so it be, so it is.

[feral @ncrmalpeople]

deserved for this alone

[chamomile @nollywoodstemme]

firm believer that its possible to be sweet & compassionate, and also a relentless hater...
i've dedicated my life to proving this by example.

[kp @kelspalmer]

This is probably really niche but I thought that Hal Sparks and Rufus Humphrey from Gossip Girl were the same person for years

[katie wicky @katiewickywick]

@offbeatorbit The personalities that raised me 🙏

[Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates]

I strongly believe that only some form of heavenly intervention or divine inspiration can produce a tweet like this

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i don’t expect a billionaire to lead the revolution or anything i’m just confused as to why one would make a movie about standing up for what’s right at any cost only to literally never stand for anything again

[Sof ❤️‍🔥 @sofisticaded12]

Brat summer is OVER Seasonal depression is BACK

[kp @kelspalmer]

#d23

[Chappell Roan Now @ChappellRoanNow]

🎥| Chappell’s intro to 'My Kink is Karma' at #Lollapalooza.

“I dedicate this song to my ex, who was bragging that they dated me at the bar in my hometown. This is a message for your fiancé: ‘You should break up!’”

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

35 years ago, ‘WHEN HARRY MET SALLY’ released in theaters.

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

my sadness disappears when this combination is around

[kp @kelspalmer]

Needed to break my Twitter silence to put in writing that today I said “Dave Matthew’s Band is so good” unprompted and I think that means I’m old now. Thank you for your time.

[Big Papi @Bmangall20]

Paint it Black came on and this guy yelled “THE STONES” so loud. I’m dedicating my Friday night to him

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[sim @__sim0ne_]

i dont have rizz i have big doll eyes and many unsettling things to say

[Kindred 🦋 @thetieswereblac]

Jackson Mahomes sexually assaulted a woman (it’s on camera) and Brittney defended him. I hope all Swifties see why Taylor’s celebrations today aren’t that cute.

[kp @kelspalmer]

The posts in those “are we dating the same guy?” groups are always like “any ☕️ on John from Medford?” and it’s a picture like this

[kp @kelspalmer]

@who_tf_isalice Not the Andy milonakis reference