FoxxyMoron

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

who up not knowing

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

woah girl ure so good at having the same day over and over again

[key ✮ @cultarr]

if youre awkward as an adult they kill you

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Tits or ass? Bro, her overwhelmingly threatening aura

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i give a fuck. i give a lot of fucks. actually i'm a prostitute of feelings

[𝗕𝘂𝗹𝗺𝗮'𝘀 𝗟𝗮𝗯 ❥ @kawaiisennpai]

“Your receipt from Apple.” bitch fuck you.

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“that’s not realistic” ya, not for YOU. you unwhimsical hoe

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

“You attract what you fear” ohhh noooooo not a fuckin break please God nooo

[hera @shiningdaisies]

from a very young age i knew that everyone was wrong and i was right

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

not now bro i’m wondering why

[Hadi @lolnvmtho]

no preworkout, just flashbacks of shit i let slide

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

I’m asking Santa to bring back funny Twitter for Christmas.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Big night for scotch tape.

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

I grew up walking on eggshells, recognizing footsteps, tones. How to tell if someone was in a bad mood and to avoid them. I learned to study people at a young age. I'm quiet and observant for a reason. I'll read you like a book before we even speak.

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

i’m an adult in the same way that katy perry is an astronaut