Kelly Pitzer

30ish, over-instagramer, wine lover, runner, mom to the cutest dogger, jmu dukes fan

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Count your days @CapitalOne and @Ticketmaster 24th in the queue for @gracieabrams tickets secured and reserved and then there was an error processing the payment. 😡

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@SenFettermanPA @SenMullin You’re the worst.

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@FoxNews Lol this is categorically untrue. Taylor Swift’s The Era’s Tour Documentary grossed 93 million domestically opening weekend. And there are many others.

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@TheHerdBros 17 points isn’t a blow out.

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The important thing is, we all remained calm. #ts12

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@JMUsportsblog I’ve always loved him so much haha

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@edsheeran Tenerife Sea

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Pretty big day for me honestly, as both a Switfie and Eagles fan.

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@taylornation13 💘

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@NathanCHubbard @halsey I need an appended Secret of Us pod discussing the bonus tracks

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@JMUsportsblog Also the chicken at Chiltern Firehouse

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@JMUsportsblog Tower of London where the Crown Jewels are was a favorite of mine in August when I was there.

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A parent super power I didn’t really believe existed until I had my own kids was being able to tell when one of them has a fever just by picking them up.

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someone yelling “TAYLOR SWIFT ENDORSED” at kamala harris during her speech is the modern paul revere

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@the13manuscript That’s from last night. Same people same outfits.

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NYT confirming they know nothing.

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New York Times chooses "reputation" as Taylor Swift's best album, while "Evermore" as her worst.

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Do you buy special socks for plantar fasciitis relief, or are you young?

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Dear neighbors, if I wanted to hear fireworks I would go to a MF firework show. My sleeping children and panicked dog are also not enjoying your 5th of July fireworks.