Kels 🤠

seek a life useful

[Kels 🤠 @kelsyourself]

my life plan:

• graduate
• ???
• ?????????
• ????????????????????
• buy a house with a really big bathtub

[sofie 𓇼 ⋆｡ @youregoodtome]

Hozier in Self-titled: Fuck organized religion! And fuck me!!

Wasteland, Baby!: Fuck global warming!! Also fuck me!!

Unreal Unearth: Fuck the government! Fuck life, fuck everything! But we keep going lads so fuck it we ball!!!

[Kels 🤠 @kelsyourself]

am i allowed to start decorating my apartment for fall now or is it too early

[Emily May @emilykmay]

My husband tried to drop me off at my parents’ house when we were driving back from the airport after our honeymoon bc he had forgotten that we were, in fact, married and now lived in the same house.

[Hozier @Hozier]

Reading your responses to #UnrealUnearth has been so heartwarming. Thank you so, so much for all this support. I can’t wait to play these songs live. Love!!!!

[Kels 🤠 @kelsyourself]

i’d fr do so much to see hozier in concert

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

[chase @_chase_____]

being carsick is so funny. you’ll be in prime physical health & then you’ll make the mistake of glancing at your phone in the backseat of an Uber going barely 25 mph

[Kels 🤠 @kelsyourself]

when hozier releases his new album i already know i’ll be intolerable

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

Shower Food Review 37: Cotton Candy - For some reason this was the most highly requested Shower Food Review. Perhaps people wanted to see me accidentally get it wet and have it dissolve, like that sad raccoon in that viral youtube video. But I am not a raccoon. I am a man. 4/10

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

Seriously guys, banning tik tok isn’t the point of the bill

[Hozier @Hozier]

I cant believe the false stories surrounding this so I’m going to clarify here.
YES, my baby teeth were found in a number of units from the last album pre sales.
NO, we don’t know how that happened.
YES. It will be available again this time due to popular demand.

[Hozier @Hozier]

My new EP is released on March 17th and my new album later this year. I promise 💚

https://t.co/bD3cF40s0m

#EatYourYoung #UnrealUnearth

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

I’m never “shocked” when a celebrity shows up randomly on SNL. Big whoop. They’re a celebrity. That’s literally what celebrities do. I was shocked when my neighbor Greg showed up randomly on Dateline b/c we‘re friends and I didn't know he was trafficking weapons illegally online.

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

the fact that we have already had 36 mass shootings in america this year and we're only 23 days into the year is fucking frightening

[dara faye @darafaye]

46 men were arrested in Frisco, TX because they were all part of a sex trafficking ring.

A volunteer firefighter, a HS teacher, a youth pastor, a semi-pro hockey player, & a hospital director of operations are some of those arrested.

But ZERO were drag queens.

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

The color green is just so perfect. So tranquil so gorgeous so sexy so cool. I love you, color green.

[Christopher Bouzy (spoutible.com/cbouzy) @cbouzy]

His name is Keenan Anderson, and he was a high school teacher. Police tased Keenan to death after he was involved in a traffic accident. They treat us worse than animals.

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

I dnt understand meal prep. I just dnt believe tht chicken is edible on dsy 5. I dnt