Kelly Gardner

HUSBAND | FATHER | CRE OPERATIONS | BOOTSTRAPPER | INSOMNIAC | TRAVELER | ANIMAL SPIRITS

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

Window Seat Life

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

Love these stories.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Rutgers got DESTROYED by a team that went 0-12 last season.

They were favored by 30 points 😭

[gabsmashh @gabsmashh]

babe wake up, new term just dropped

[CAPT. BIG ROCK 🦅 @BigRockInsights]

Mark Norman: “You go to Salt Lake City, you get chased.”

Joe Rogan: “They have bad homeless?”

Ari Shaffir: “SLC is BAD for homeless.”

Shane Gillis: “When I started standup in Salt Lake, I thought this was the nicest, cleanest city. Then we landed and there was 10 homeless dudes chasing us.”

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

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[Cinematografia @Cinematografiaz]

O passado sempre volta pra te assombrar.

[Carter @essediafoilouco]

Como explicar para os jovens de hoje que um desses caras da foto - assistindo a um jogo dos EUA - nem existe?

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

I’ve never known a highly successful person who uses an auto-away email.

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

@dGod23 @ghostofcronair True, but Nike is cooked.

May be an unpopular take but Under Armour reigns in college football.

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

@dGod23 @ThrillaRilla369 Bricks

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

DocuSign?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The US and Iran have electronically signed the Memorandum of Understanding to end the conflict, with the agreement now officially in effect, per Axios

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

@chasedownleads Will do! Thx

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

@chasedownleads I wanted to leave a tip here for you, but your vending machines didn't even have a tip option.

You might want to look into that....

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

@itsrosesm I'll take one guess on who owns the drug testing clinics @chasedownleads

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

I will believe AI is driving productivity gains in the old economy when a front desk person checks me into a hotel with less than fifteen hundred keystrokes and mouse clicks.

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

@unusual_whales No one is surprised by this...

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

@SawyerMerritt @Starlink Viasat is in trouble

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

@ghostofcronair So bad.

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

@dGod23 @ghostofcronair You won't catch me in either.

[Kelly Gardner @keltose]

@SouthwestAir wifi is horrible. Never works. Get @Starlink