Kelvin Jewell

Business, Marketing & Sales Strategy Consultant; Emergency Management Practitioner; Road Safety Specialist and Craft Beer Lover. Independent Tweeter

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

@TopherField @AlboMP @realDonaldTrump Despite @AlboMP’s ineptitude, the negation will/should be short: Pine Gap. Discussion over.

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

Where is Mike Brady when you need him?!?
#SuperBowlHalfTime

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

Storm Alert: Princes Hwy at Johnsonville (Gippsland Lakes area) blocked due to water over road. #VicStorms @vicsesnews

https://t.co/c23UUwQ6OX

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

@zacmartin Sounds about right for Victoria - “the place to be”. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

@colinjevons I agreed. Also better data and ‘scientists’.
Good to hear from you mate. Lets get a beer soon 😉

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

@spidrsverse I don’t want to be overly dramatic, but that funnel cloud at 03-07 seconds looks very tornado-ish to me, and correlates with the damage reported

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

Vale Ron Barassi.
I joked that the Melbourne v Carlton semi final took 10 years off my life, but it seems it genuinely took the life of one of the AFLs greatest ever legends!
Spare some time today to read the story of Ronald Dale Barassi. I promise it will be time well spent.

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

Hey @sirswampthing - who is the leading player in 2023 for ‘out on the full’ (perhaps separated by forwards/shots at goal and non-forwards)? I can’t find a stat site that differentiates from total clangers, but my money is on Blake Acres.

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

First cafe I’ve been in since returning to Melbourne less than 24hrs ago and I just heard someone order an oat milk latte, extra hot, 3/4 full with half a sugar. #MelbourneCafeCulture

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

Living dangerously today: interstate for work meetings and I just ordered a sandwich with beetroot #Risky

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

If the Premier of Victoria @DanielAndrewsMP genuinely “takes full responsibility” for the “egregious” and “extensive misconduct” of his corrupt party, then the only option would be to resign immediately #IBAC #Integrity

[Tim Davis @hoff47]

8-2.
Still have players that can join this group:
McKay
Pittonet
Martin
Williams
McGovern
Marchbank
Cunningham
Newnes
Dow
Setterfield
Williamson

That’s an embarrassment of riches.
@ThePrenderCast

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

@simontkelly @NakedNed It’s a bad day to be a beer in Beechworth!

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

@simontkelly Are you talking about the way I gripped my fresh #DarkHarvest from @NakedNed at the #HighCountryHopFestival?!?

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

Essendon v St Kilda at Waverley 1996 when the power went out I presume

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

What’s the longest ever elapsed time for a quarter of afl footy @sirswampthing ?

[VICSES News @vicsesnews]

Tsunami - Emergency Warning for Lakes Entrance, 60nm east of Gabo Island including Mallacoota. For more info: https://t.co/5snsNNYZN4 #victsunami

[Bureau of Meteorology, Australia @BOM_au]

#NSW, #QLD, #LordHoweIsland, #NorfolkIsland under #Tsunami Warning after volcanic eruption near TONGA ISLANDS. Latest info here: https://t.co/Tynv3ZQpEq.

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

Reading latest “World Risk Report” by a leading mining intelligence journal and it only took until para 3 of the executive summary for them to mock Australia’s response to Covid-19. Seems Australia continues to be the laughing stock of the world at the expense of local small biz

[Kelvin Jewell @kelv02]

Despite @kayosports (and more specifically their AWS video stream server) trying their best to block my VPN, we’re still enjoying live coverage of #TheAshes here in Isla Mujeres 😀#AusvsEng