Kelsey

I like rules.

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Never trust someone who hasn't been to a live concert.

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Time traveling to 1997.

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Back on my bullshit.

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@ahoekman Any song by Blue October.

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@somuchtweets Perhaps she is a @somuchmovies super-fan in the making. Also, did anyone ask to braid your hair? I’ve seen it.

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@ahoekman The guys I was into at 22 still are still Peter-Panning their way through life.

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Love how the townsfolk are asking how I like living on the farm when I grew up .5 miles north of it.

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The best part about seeing “A Quiet Place 2” was everyone being so fucking quiet in the theatre.

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@KarinaLongworth Beautiful beyond measure.

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Just know the Oscars climaxed more than 99% of the female population.

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@lizard__3 Give me all of the bleach, hold the witchcraft please 🙌🏼.

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@ahoekman “IF I’M AWAKE, SO ARE YOU.”

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@DevonESawa Ok, Dev! Love you lots from SD.

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I need @kellyoxford to write another book or just become my best friend already.

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Goldbelly makes me want to spend $89 on NY pizza and no I’m not high.

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@ahoekman My apologies. I know how badly you were looking forward to getting your lip liner permanently inked.

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Guys, let’s all do each other a favor and not get facial tattoos this year. No ragerrrrrrts.

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Mentally tallying the people I know saying “aw man, I wish I was there” , like this is going to go down in history as a positive.

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@ahoekman Wow, this brought me back.

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@kuipjak I will never forget your singing during your dad’s service. It was truly profound and beautiful.

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@hurricaneross Are you really a “tall” or regular Flying Dutchman