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the fly brown six-o sicko psycho who throws his dick around

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

imma be honest i do the same thing for damn near the same reason but i’m still willing to admitsit’s pretty fucking stupid and the day a car thief who happens to know how to drive stick comes across my car i am sorely fucked

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Agents reveals he leaves his manual cars unlocked because the new generation can’t drive a manual car 👀 https://t.co/trXBuas370

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

some bro complimented my car the other day and i’m finna be ridin that joy for a lifetime

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

i foresee myself being a very bitter old man

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

don’t like drinking but when i start i don’t wanna stop, at what point does this become alcoholism

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

i don’t know why but it really bothers me that “hot” and “cool” in terms of temperature are opposite but when referring to a person, hot and cool are in no way opposites

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

i’m about 90% sure i just watched my dasher on the gps pull into their house with my damn food

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

@iamyomas bro just does not know how to use nunchucks

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

i miss how life felt the first time i read and then watched fullmetal alchemist

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

4am, buttered croissant, work at 11, watching initial d, i’ve almost finished my buttered croissant at this point in the tweet. last bite comes with last word. life good

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

my 3 biggest fears in life:
1. the ocean (as i approach the ripe age of 20 i still have yet to learn to swim and i don’t trust it either )
2. becoming lars ulrich (dude has 40 years of music experience and no progress to show for it)
3. Australia (i will not be elaborating)

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[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

maybe going back to therapy might not be such a bad idea

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIND HIM NOWWWW

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Alligator Loki — aka Wally The Emotional Support Alligator has gone missing

He was kidnapped. A tracker then released him into a swamp with over 20 other alligators and said there's “little to no hope” of finding him

He is domesticated and enjoys Cheetos as part of his meals

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

well this academic comeback is fucked. matter of fact my entire academic state is…for lack of a better term….absolutely fucked

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

bros going crazy

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Sex is for making children.

Any man who has sex with women because it "feels good" is gay.

Oh my pee pee feels good this is great!

In fact if you are 40 with less than 5 children you're probably gay.

All that feel-good pee pee sex and hardly any genetic legacy?

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

stop bullshitting, goofy

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Zack Snyder says 6 #RebelMoon movies is a possibility

(via @RadioTimes)

[Blüntsmöken @kemfelldown]

ah yes, would you rather wear the essential walking mini tank the T-60 is or have MJOLRNIR indiscriminately annihilate every bone in your body

[SpyingRyan 🇨🇦 @SpyingRyan]

You find power armor and master chief's armor in the wasteland. Which one are you taking?

And yes, Master Chief's armor will have the helmet with it 😆