KEMI ISAAC-

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[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

Good day, Family. I recently released an incredible single about God's goodness to men. Please watch it and spread the word to your friends and family. I am confident that you will be blessed by this song. #Potter #kemiisaac
Streaming link https://t.co/fukVOKVPV4

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

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[ＤＯＣＴＯＵＲ @wakawaka_doctor]

Lagos to Ontario (Canada) is 2 years and 5 months by Foot( walking) if you start today...

Start from Jibowu...

Before 2028, you don reach.

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

Mountain Climber😂

[Dr Scarface📍🩺 @king_pearxe]

Pt: Dr, anytime I want to climb my wife, I always feel tired

Dr: Do you also feel tired when you climb stairs?

Pt: Yes, Dr

Dr: What about when you walk a distance and do you pant?

Pt: Yes, Dr Small waka I go dy breath fast fast

Dr: Have your legs ever swollen before?

Pt: Yes, Dr

Dr; sir, we have to evaluate the status and function of your heart, kidneys and liver.

Pt: Dr, no b that one Wey carry me come here, just give me something I will take and I can climb my wife well

Dr ;

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

LOL

[Uncle Sola @solaadio]

They caught one Nigerian adult trying to use a child ticket at a train station and they asked him why he's using a child ticket. The guy goes, "I am a child of God".

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

Come outside o! World cup has ended. Goat or Asun? 😂

[Chidi Okereke @Chydee]

Holding myself from talking about how disrespected Argentina has been this whole tournament.

Since the start of the 2022 World Cup, they’ve played 46 games and lost just four. They’ve beaten France, Brazil, Netherlands, Croatia, Italy and England along the way. They’ve won the World Cup, Copa America, Finalissima too.

That is an all-time great side.

Yet we’re supposed to believe they need FIFA’s help to win because referees made some errors - errors that - by the way - sometimes disadvantaged them and favoured other teams in the same tournament.

A team that has THE Messi and lads who are ready to die for him and the badge btw.

All this agenda just to keep a long-dead GOAT debate alive.

Lmao. Okay. Make worldcup first end. 😆

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

Ignore the signs. You shall see wonders

[RUKEVWE👸✨ @Ruky_Baby27]

This lady's wedding is next week Saturday but she says she don't think she want to go ahead again.
According to her, My husband to be has an ex fiance who the whole family knows and they've been together for five years. He didn't marry her because they are both AS and I am AA.

She's a caterer and handles all their occasions as am told. She's the one they've contracted to handle catering on Saturday but l've seen hell. The whole family knows and loves her. She's always addressing my man as odogwu, dear, bros and all those words that she's supposed to know she should put boundaries to when I'm around.

They hug shamelessly and he even pecks her on the forehead. His mom refers to her as my daughter and calls me by my name. She's always calling him and they will be on long talk on phone, she even stays on phone when I'm with him while he attends to me.

He said they've known for 10 years before they started dating and she's family. I feel threatened already and don't know what to do.

I can't from now be fighting another woman over a man who has refused to give me full credit as his woman. Any small thing the mom will say my son likes this o, go and ask Romoke how to do it or go and ask Romoke how he likes it. just don't feel comfortable again with all these and everything has been paid for.

He even said we will be ordering food from her when we marry that he doesn't want to stress me and she was smiling saying I know you like food especially when it's cooked by the best chef in the world called Romoke.

Ah, I wanted to enter the ground!

The day I cooked he was just neutral about it, no praising me nothing and me I'm a star cook in my house Not a chef though.

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

Hey stastician, haven't you heard the boys won gold?

[Abefe - the statistics guy✍️📚😎🇳🇬 @starboy_abefe]

“…finished engineering maths back to back” as a secondary school student??…. I can tell you for a fact.. that’s not true.

[Docti-ify @fueki_lee]

Being happily married, with an active sex life is very necessary for surviving residency….

As they are shouting on your head for one thing or the other, you go just zone out they remember the kin position when dem bend you the night before….

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

It's about time

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

I have always wanted to put out a love song.

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

What will be, maybe. Crossing all T's and dotting all I's is good but don't forget to embrace mistakes as the process in the Journey. They're memories in growth.

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

Recording session is an emotional thing. Feeling all hyped at the beginning of this project but I feel really sapped now because the producer has stuffs on mind that I didn't execute and he's not emotional mature to hide his disconnect. 😤

[Marko Denic @denicmarko]

Big thanks to the person who created ILovePDF and made it free online.

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

What if, they were right were you parked? 😎

[Ebelechukwu @_ebelechukwu]

As an aside, if you are plying kd-abj road and for 10minutes you notice no oncoming vehicle, just park till you see an oncoming vehicle or turn back.

E dey sup for front or e don sup for front.
Na experience teach me this one

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

Communication isn't only in the speech, know body language too.

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

Knowing your place in a matter and in people's affair is key to self worth.

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

A No is not enough. If she says " I'll think about it". Delete her number and never go back there. Women are not "stupid".

They know what they want, dear brother, don't let no woman make you "an option"!

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Stupid boy.

The first time a woman tells you "No" - pack your fucking bags.

She was kind enough to tell you that she's not a good person, from the beginning.

Don't convince her, don't prove you're different, don't lovebomb her. Who pay for love no dey pay finish.

You cannot negotiate genuine desires.

You're loved at home. Act like it.

As you're bickering in her DMs and begging her to turn some attention over to you, she's doing "hi lol" in another bro's dm.

Fucking christ.

[KEMI ISAAC- @kemisaacc]

@UnkleAyo Certain courses are electives and don't affect your Grade point or cumulative grade point. Such might have been the situation here.

[Best African Actor @yosoye_elisha]

"I am Caesar, and you will give unto me what does not belong to you!"

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Don't stop liking, retweeting, sharing and commenting 💙

[Tolu Ogunlesi @toluogunlesi]

Do you have any idea how many Nigerian men die with money and assets their immediate families will never be aware of or have access to? Hiding stuff from wives and children is far more common than you think… plus the rarity of wills…

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Hit the gym + Avoid drama + Smell nice + Make money + Level up your circle + Talk less + Pray more + Think highly of yourself.

= 2025 blueprint.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Yearly midnight crossover service is not a biblical practice.

New Year slogans and January1 declarations are not a biblical practice.

There’s nowhere in the entire Bible where it is commanded to have annual new year eve midnight service. Or to declare slogans for the new year.