Ryan

madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push 19yr old

[Ryan @kempo_ryan]

@cockynobody @markberg_ @smithy_rob21

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Explain to me when school dodgeball was this serious https://t.co/Ja88lcMFVh

[Ryan @kempo_ryan]

@ollykempo Still have to go outside to get the cars plus go under them whilst they're dripping wet

[Ryan @kempo_ryan]

My job is not fun in this weather 😥

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

New names for August:
- Rainuary
- Early Autumn
- Apparently Summer
- Grim
- Rubbish
- Such A Shame
- Warm, Wet, Grey Bastard

[Horse @lorsehatitudes]

People who use Facebook are a different breed

[Ryan @kempo_ryan]

Top thing on my bucket list is to see Eminem live 🙌🏻😩

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you arrive at the gates of hell https://t.co/appnitTSJy

[Ryan @kempo_ryan]

For someone who's been up since 4 this morning I don't feel tired at all

[Ryan @kempo_ryan]

Sometime you just have to swallow your pride

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

A list of things that cost money:

£197m Neymar
£75m Lukaku
£50m Walker
£795 New i-Phone
£1.99 6 eggs
£0 Kolasinac

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Dude is trippin lol

[Niall @Sanogology]

Courtois' penalty finally landed

[Lukas-Podolski.com @Podolski10]

Come on @Arsenal 👊🏻💪🏻 #COYG #Gunners #AFC

[Ryan @kempo_ryan]

Get in Arsenal 🙌🏻🔴⚪️🔴⚪️

[Ryan @kempo_ryan]

@Ozlexis BT sport 🙄