Kitchen Ken

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@alroker @fuboTV @Sling @AlRokerEnt @insp_tv Saw it last night, Al. It was great.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@GovRonDeSantis @FLGuard Take your ball and go home. Nobody likes you anyway. You're ugly and you're mother dresses you funny, paste-eater.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@alroker Loveland, CO.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@RadioFreeTom What a demonstration of either complete ignorance or indifference. Holocaust victims obviously had no choice.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@JDGolbach @sullybaseball You would know.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@Angry_Staffer I wish NYC roads were that nice.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@Wolfiesmom Yep, not sure if @ravyn777dove appreciates the inappropriate irony of his/her comments and their image of love.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@PaulRudnickNY I design commercial kitchens and bars. Mr. Allen was onof my first clients when I did Bar Centrale. I was very green. Mr. Allen was very kind to me, a true gentleman.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@AlRokerEnt i just learned about your Prostate Cancer on the Today Show. I too just learned I have prostate cancer. I applaud the grace with which you are confronting it. It is who I've always found you to be. Currently I am evaluating my options at MSK.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@davidchang I didn't need a reason to drink tonight its nice to have one.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@RepDonBeyer This train wreck never ceases to amaze me. Just when I'm sure he cannot be any more vile he opens his mouth again.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@davidchang Just look at his swing. He would be lucky to break 90!

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

Amazing he could strangle her with those itty bitty hands.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Donald Trump killed his personal assistant, Carolyn Gombell, in October 2000. He strangled her because he'd gotten her pregnant and was threatening to tell the press. Then he bribed NYPD Police Chief Bernie Kierik to cover it up. IT'S TIME TO INVESTIGATE. #JusticeForCarolyn

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@mojorisen531 Why did I ever move away?

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

I am the whistleblower.

[Bruce Bartlett @BruceBartlett]

I am the whistleblower. Pass it on.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

FUN FACT: Stephen Miller does all of Trump's laundry. He says separatin' the whites from the colors relaxes him.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

George, I would like to invite you and the missus to dinner. I won't bore you with conversation. I only want to listen. I only ask you start things off by asking, "How was work today, Honey?"

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Let’s not mince words here: The President of the United States is a nut job.

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

@the_60s_at_50 Disco; she loves it I can't stand it.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

If Richard Nixon had accused LBJ of the Kennedy assassination - that would have been the biggest story on earth

That Trump could accuse Clinton of murder to shrugs ... reveals how even Trump's own party does not think of Trump as the real president

https://t.co/PAPXdUlghK

[Kitchen Ken @ken_schimpf]

And Hitler was genuine as well. I'm not sure that is relevant barometer.

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

@chuckwoolery Come on, man.