Ken Taub

Writer, essayist, wit (okay, half-wit). Appreciative Earthling. Proud dad. Animal lover. Philosophically bent, so hiking, swimming & yoga to stretch.

[Ken Taub @ken_taub]

When a huge social media platform is run by a person with the EQ of a #15yearold, you get a food fight in the halls of middle school. All mess, #NoMaturity. All blind fury, #NoInsight. #BadBoys used to be much more fun.

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@jeremyfromga @octaviusrex_612 He has a boat, bad breath, a little dick, and huge insecurities.

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We need a new hashtag for this monster: #SicFuc He also needs to be #LockedUp at Mar-A-Lago — for his safety, and more so for ours. #Sad? #Pathetic

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THERE’S THIS LOVEFEST IN CHICAGO. But visit X for 10 minutes (all I can stand) or watch #FOX briefly and it’s like Mordor, #TheDarkLand, from Lord of the Rings. For a few minutes, it’s oddly funny. But then you walk away, and oh-my-dear-God starts seeping into your bones.

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@AuntSassyAss BleachedBlondBitchyFutureOldMaid?

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@MikeCrispi He's young & learning disabled Crispi.
It's like comparing your demented, fact-allergic, riffing, rambling goon to Obama (either one). That would simply be cruel. But then again... you like cruel.

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@MikeCrispi you're a sick f*ck. dumb too.

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If the "Resistance" is the movement led by the #FatConman then I'll stick with the "Conservatives" conserving #democracy. And if #Manchild Musk believes he's siding with the modern heroes... we should all keep leaving X . And ignore this fool. And not buy #Teslas.

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It's much easier and less of a stretch to turn this fetching woman into a #superhero figure than that #fat conman.

ALSO, who's the #NonsenseSpewing, out-of-it #old #codger in the race NOW?

FINALLY, one of them can play #CaptainAmerica, the other sure as hell cannot.

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https://t.co/KzZvxJsMWo #Jews #Trump #MargotRobbie

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Almost everything he accuses others of -- he is.

[Ken Taub @ken_taub]

Donnie's Top 5 Commandments
Honor thy father and mammon.
Thou shalt not worship idols, except for
American Idol. And me.
Thou shalt not be a bare witness. Wear
clothes.
Thou shalt not steal. Have your lawyers
and accountants do it.
If thou steal, steal big. Then deny it.

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@gtconway3d Donnie's Top 5 Commandments:
Honor your father and mammon.
Thou shalt not worship idols, except for
American Idol. And me.
Thou shalt not steal. Hire lawyers and
accountants to do that.
If you steal, steal big. Then deny it.

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@HillaryClinton Funny, right? Not as funny: we need a few more #ToughDemocrats (who's the next Andrew Cuomo, w/o the old school behavior?)

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Today’s Right has NOTHING. Nothing but insults, conspiracy, projection (what Trump is and they are, they say we are). Oh, and moral cowardice. That they have plenty of. (Enjoy your summer. As for you Hawley, I know you like to run, but watch the heat).

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Deep breaths, long walks, skipping stones on a pond, #NoNews for 3 whole days, long, slow kisses. Just...

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He lies about which side of the bed he gets up on. He lies about his wealth, his marriages, and things he says he never said -- and are on video. He lies all day long. He lies about his lies.

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@elonmusk Twitter slowly but surely became #AnimalHouse. Now it is a #sewer, with straws. The man who purchased it screwed up, #screwed himself, and now, pissed off, he's screwing the rest of us. #Replacement? Replace him.

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Still, you look wonderful.

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@elonmusk This bud's for you.