riff 🍉

some people call me kenny because thats my name - he/him - 19 yo :333

[riff 🍉 @kenbwy]

Chris Chan running in the forest after escaping from prison

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

My dog died from a self inflicted gunshot wound

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Mongolian throat fucking

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Thinking about my friend in middle school who got in big trouble when his parents found out he had jumping freight trains like a hobo to get home from school because he didn't like the school bus

[shay @minjiluvr67]

my fan is useless it’s just blowing my armpit stench around my room

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

there’s no point in washing your ass. you WILL poop again.

[Chunky Drunky @hunterpork]

Mom just referred to Jimmy Eat World as “Jimmy Eat Butt”

[Richard “Womp Solider” Chestnut @womp_ripper67]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[John “Pipe Fitter” Goldman @goldmanjohn66]

#PourADirtyBajaOnYourCrotchChallenge

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

flushing my dead 60 lb dog down the toilet like its a fish

[Pea٠࣪⭑ @PeashooterTheY1]

ive been recommended gold

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i wish dirt had caffeine so i could see all the people facedown eating ungodly amounts of dirt like theyre rabid

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

I’m miserable because I never got to try the Panera lemonade that killed people

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Open fart surgery

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge