smelly

idiot!

[smelly @kendall_n]

my superlative was “most likely to cry in the club” and honestly fuck off ive only cred twice tonight

[smelly @kendall_n]

@TMFanSupport Done!

[smelly @kendall_n]

@Ticketmaster someone hacked my account and fraudulently transferred my Charli XCX tickets to themselves. Can you please help?

[brigid @brigmemeguire]

always this

[smelly @kendall_n]

i have beef with an entire species of bird

if you see me carrying a tennis racket around just mind your business, it’s bird related

[smelly @kendall_n]

mine was a sheep what was yours

[smelly @kendall_n]

@flowah__ Sickening that “are we even gonna get anything now” didn’t make the cut

[smelly @kendall_n]

gwenathon paltrow

[smelly @kendall_n]

knee deep in the veggietales wiki rn

[smelly @kendall_n]

one of my earliest phobias was john Travolta in the feature film hairspray

[smelly @kendall_n]

Giving birth and then saying “new lil guy just dropped”

[smelly @kendall_n]

calling IUDs “doodads” from now on

[smelly @kendall_n]

@danareneekuehn Oh my

[smelly @kendall_n]

how can I eat like 9 deviled eggs in one sitting EASY but 3 scrambled eggs is way too many eggs

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

thank you so much for the kind words! i don’t believe them

[smelly @kendall_n]

@danareneekuehn I want greasy fried rice I feel u

[smelly @kendall_n]

@moremodon DTR!

[nyquil jordan @tttifff]

i would pay so much money to see this, literally any amount