I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help
Saying that it took you 10 years to realize that your wife was a fully formed person is quite the position to take on its own but to take it with such pride, as though you've really figured it all out, is an audacity only achievable by men 🤦🏾♀️
Chris Pratt out here making millions for a generic semi-Brooklyn voice for everyone’s favorite iconic plumber.
Meanwhile Hellena Taylor gets fired and replaced for asking to not be paid scraps for friggin BAYONETTA!
The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.
The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.