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[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

I go on ONE coffee break during work, and now Shailene Woodley is attacking my feet, hands, and car. Wow.

[john bolka @JohnBolka]

Nothing screams Wisconsin like a kid being chased by a turkey in the snow in a city called Ashwahbenon only to be saved by a Chevy Equinox

[Nicole 🌭💙💛⚾️ @nicole_mp4ever]

i am deceased 😂👏😂👏😂👏

[Brett Kavanagh @Brett_Kavanagh]

Looking at the floor after eating a Nature Valley granola bar

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

have fun getting drunk tonight idiots. i’ll be at home learning how to play bubbly by colbie caillat on my recorder. about to have your girl swooning over me

[claire @cowpokemcnugget]

petition for kopps to set up cameras so u can check who's there before going in order to avoid ur enemies, exes, and boys u had a crush on for several years in elementary school

[Insider International @InsiderIntl]

This charity invented a shoe that can grow up to five sizes, and they're helping to stop children in developing countries walking barefoot.

[Darea. @ITSDARAY]

Holddddddddddddddddd tf upp https://t.co/LVODqP4Q1U

[karen @karen_mayy]

[23 years since Vine shut down]

The year is 2040, my husband, children and I go to the park and my kids see some geese.
“Look at all those chickens”, I say.
My husband laughs.
My children look at me like I’m stupid.

We have failed them as parents.

[stone @tylerstonebb]

some days I would drive with my head out the window https://t.co/Z5QlhzOh5g

[Filipé @filipway]

1970: By 2017 we will have flying cars

2017: https://t.co/n2eyPbjLE2

[Thomas Rhett @ThomasRhett]

#kissmonster

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want