Kenda Greenwood Moran

(she/her) Tall. Writer of things for screens, mostly about women and power. Former Producer of MTV’s Teen Mom. Repped at IAG.

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

To make it as a screenwriter, you must have two polished feature scripts, a polished pilot with bible, one quirky one-act play, one epic poem in iambic pentameter, a book of spells, ten stone tablets containing the words of God, a ransom note, and at least one famous parent.

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

@Jabartender They're both hiding in the bathroom at Shiv's wedding.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

The folks behind @watchdutyapp better never pay for another drink in the Los Angeles area as long as they live.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

Me explaining the differences between the four different Colorado Blvd Targets (Glendale, Eagle Rock, Pasadena, and Also Pasadena):

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

@clhubes My son refused to put on his costume (that we had based our whole family motif around) but then we finally coaxed him into it and luckily another mom offered to snap a pic right before trick or treating began. It was a very short window, and I assume it will never happen again.

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

Real talk, babywearing community, how much food are we dropping on our kid’s head daily?

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

@realgirl_fieri Any one of these alone sounds incredibly overwhelming. Hoping you get a much-needed win soon!

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

@aadip Oy. Certainly reflects how it’s feeling out here.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes look like extras in CLUELESS (1995) that Cher would dissuade Tai from hanging out with

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

@JoeMightLikeTV Good grief.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Ok, who has got a few minutes to follow the money on this and see what UCI is getting paid for it, because they definitely are getting paid for it.

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

YES, PLEASE!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘NIGHTBITCH’, starring Amy Adams.

The film follows a woman who is convinced that she is turning into a dog.

In theaters on December 6.

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

@timesnewemma Yep. Same with brushing.

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@baddestmamajama @Maximinalist Holy crap, congratulations!

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

@wkamaubell I'd like to work on this as well, please. Ideally would like to follow the aftermath in real time as well.

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

How does one get into synchronized swimming, and am I too late?

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

@nevslin

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

They'll literally ban anything except guns.

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Texas school bans all-black outfits, citing 'mental health' https://t.co/QUsrexWjSb

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

I look forward to this Libra v. Gemini showdown during Virgo Season.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kamala Harris confirms September 10th debate with Donald Trump:

“I hear that Donald Trump has finally committed to debating me on September 10. I look forward to it.”

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

I am Tim Walz.

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

Tim Walz prints his boarding passes. Just in case.

[Kenda Greenwood Moran @kendibulator]

Perfection.