Kendally

I have a lot of feelings

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@beignetparty Is it really quality time if you're on constant zoom meetings in another room?

[verynormalman @verynormalman]

Perhaps the reason you refuse to drink a coffee after 3PM is that you are not one of the Great Men of History

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@maximumwelfare Honestly thank you for doing this important work. It's upsetting enough experiencing the RC second-hand through your tweets, I can't imagine how difficult it gets for you.

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@whodreamedit You call it a gym but it's so aesthetic

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@gwen_read Giuseppe stromboli 😂😂😂

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@maximum_chips Last time I got a hole in one in mini golf it was when my brain temporarily left my body and was thinking about what to have for lunch afterwards

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@anton_labae It's so Frankie magazine circa 2014

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@maximum_chips Fr, they have dedicated medical beds for alcoholics at the rehab place I went to because heavy drinkers going cold turkey can die from withdrawal seizures and need more monitoring

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@spleenfiend I've had the two little vertical lines on the inside corner of my eyebrows really standing out the past two weeks from me being so 😠 at work lol

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@gwen_read She's 100% on point. My thinking lately is that if HP had been released at any other point in time, like more than a couple years either way, it wouldn't have had nearly the same impact/response

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@NoNonse45901985 @LoveAndSaucers He wants to mosh so bad

[Kendally @kendiddly]

Me: sleepy time now
My brain: no rest until we remember the lyrics to LeAnn Rimes' 2000 hit "Can't Fight The Moonlight"

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

I don’t want to have a day job I want to vacuum the house on quaaludes like my ancestors got to.

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

I don’t mean to be rude but if any government shoots down any more flying objects I’m, respectfully, going to need someone to get in front of a microphone and tell us what the hell is going on

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@spleenfiend Chibby disagrees

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@ViolaFauvelle You're so hot! 😍👀

[Kendally @kendiddly]

@maximum_chips Oh wait that's just the 3D printed replica cylinder, back to work lads

[trash jones @jzux]

the opposite of polyamory isn’t monogamy… it’s having many enemies

[jj @jonnoxrevanche]

Glad to hear of new funding for the arts but we can never truly have a scandalous/interesting/all-inclusive cultural output until student payments are raised (evil bi women can afford to study pretentious texts) and jobseeker is raised (gay men return to being bohemian layabouts)