The phrase “if you cared, you would [remember, notice, be on time, listen, etc]” is so funny because I care so much it hurts but I just can’t change the behavior because that’s not how my brain works.
And by “so funny” I mean “utterly devastating.”
I just found out that people in their early 20’s are suppose to have SAVINGS like some people have thousands and thousands of savings ??2!!:?:?2$!/!/$/$-!-‘ I have $85 in my bank account and that’s it wtf I thought that we were all broke