Kenz: Hater™️

Full of righteous indignation and, as always, a Geese Hate Account. She/her.💗💜💙

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

Patience is a test and I’m failing

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

When you see a car with European front plates you know you’re about to witness some of the most unhinged driving you’ve ever seen. Worse if it’s on a BMW

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Name a peak midwest moment

I’ll start

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

@netflix my family and I have been customers for 8 years and as of today instead of tripling your income from us like you thought, you’re getting $0. You don’t have the content to pull this shit. Reverse this decision and we’ll be back

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

Enemies to lovers is for the girlies who get back with their ex even after shit talking him to all their friends. Good for them but it could never be me

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

Enemies to lovers fails to take into account how utterly humiliating it would be to tell your friends that you were sleeping with the person you’d been complaining about incessantly for months or even years. No dick is that good.

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

And with that, 75% of the reason why I’m even still on this website is gone. Elon has basically made this platform unusable for me so like shouts to that, it’s been real ✌🏻

[NWS St. Louis @NWSStLouis]

Twitter is now limiting automated tweets and as a result this account can no longer post all watches/warnings/advisories as they are issued. We will continue to provide general updates, but ensure that you have multiple means for receiving weather information & alerts.

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

You can either keep removing all the copies fans upload or you can come to terms with the fact that this album has been out for like 6 months and everyone who was gonna buy a damn CD already has. I don’t even own a CD player. Like bffr

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

I need Taylor swift and her team to understand that I WILL be listening to hits different but I will NOT be purchasing a CD like it’s 2005 so they can either make money off my streams by putting it on Spotify already or they can not, totally up to them 🤷🏻‍♀️

[gill @contactabrother]

this is the lab i was built in

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

I say I want more walkable cities until I have to walk more than 5 minutes to my destination when it’s cold out

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction:
web site (18.83%)
great white shark (5.71%)
tiger shark (0.25%)
syringe (6.17%)
Submission by @.Turtlecom1

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

So wait Twitter is now pushing tweets from total randoms to the for you section even if you don’t have mutual followers or someone you follow interacted? Hard pass

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Gary, IN 😍

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

Can I have a spear though? It sounds like I’m at a disadvantage here

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear,
you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

Like I get, at it’s core, the reason all the Utah girlies wanna be nail techs is the same reason they all used to join pyramid schemes (flexibility to still be a SAHM) but also like at this point there has got to be more nail techs in Utah than people that want fake nails

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

Nothing stranger than all the Utah girlies with college degrees suddenly wanting to quit their jobs and become nail techs as if that market isn’t way over saturated already and that’s the first thing people will stop spending money on in a recession

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

Every day on this god damn website I see a 15 year old saying some shit like "if you wake up tired, it's because of something called Sleep Trauma, you're a victim of Bed Violence" and ten thousand comments saying oh my god that's so true

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

Not one single person I don’t talk to on a super regular basis will know when I’m seriously dating someone until I’m engaged or when I’m pregnant till I have the baby because I cannot get over the comedic potential of the out of nowhere I’m engaged/I have a baby post

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

Me waiting for my tax refund the literal second I submit my taxes like

[Kenz: Hater™️ @kends_t]

Until a couple years ago I would’ve put good money on wake me up when September ends being about 9/11, I was 100% that’s what it was about and let me tell you when I found out it wasn’t I was floored 😂