Keith Hammond

Father, Husband and NetAdmin just chasing the packets of life...

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

@mrjamesob - the scale of this is incredible. Always remember that 1 million seconds is 12 days - 1 Billion seconds is 31 years. #SoMuchWaste #PPE

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

@titlerequired We demand that you bring us McNeal! She wears sexy miniskirts and is promiscuous.

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

@mrjamesob - the mo Salah song is to the tune of James’s ‘Sit Down’

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

@titlerequired What you doing? (Apart from the washing)

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#CowardInABunker

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@deepscribe @travislawton @SalamanderEXB @PlayStation Played all of them and replaying them now. 2 is still the best. Waste no time and play it now.....

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

Well played #Durham! You’re about to be come this year’s summer holiday hotspot. #DominicCumings with a sterling marketing campaign there

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I’ve just realised there is going to be a tsunami of dreary, post-isolation pop music bullshit following the #lockdownuk. Should probably just #StayHome indefinitely

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

Hi @ColchesterZoo. Our village has been raising money for you in the form of a ‘mini zoo’ and has media slots booked to promote - including TV local news. Please DM me if you interested in including a representative

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

@titlerequired @orinthomas @MicrosoftPress @brianalderman @pluralsight Yep! That’s the sort of thing

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I’m back! So it must be #Certification time - #MS100 with the help of @orinthomas, (via @MicrosoftPress ) @brianalderman (via @pluralsight), and I’ll probably be bugging @titlerequired a lot as well! 3 weeks of furlough has just begun. Let’s see if we can nail this! #UpdatesDaily

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

Going through old tweets and I still didn’t manage this in 2018. Can isolation help this year?

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

Right! I have a lot of #NewYearsResolution for #2018 but the really big one is: I’m going to finally complete #DarkSouls on #PS3 #9YearsLate

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

@CWCtrlCloudOps - we are experiencing numerous CWC issues in the UK. Many agents not able to connect to their remote host PCs - Are there any known issues?

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

@ScreenConnect are you having issues in the UK? Having lots of problems connecting to our remote host computers at the moment

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Boris Johnson’s self isolation methods are ahead of their time.... #CronaVirus #COVID_19uk #BuffonPm #COVIDー19 #COVID19

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

@greateranglia It says my ticket for Thursday will be valid on Friday. To get to my destination I use multiple operators. Will this ticket be valid on their trains as well?

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This cracks me up - can’t stop watching it #TheCure

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What did #TheCure open with at #Glastonbury2019 tonight? I joined at #PicturesOfYou.

[Keith Hammond @kenjetpack]

@Steel_2332 @chiefbrightwell @gunnerblog It was a very entertaining match between 2 good teams. However, if VVD hadn’t walked under a ladder on his way to the game the score would have been 4:1!!! #LuckOfTheDutch

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#SolidNotBoring