Robert Pearman

Robert likes Piña colada and getting caught in the rain, on occasion he makes terrible jokes and writes about technology like Windows Server and PowerShell.

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@SwiftOnSecurity I thought SwiftOn was a brand, like Swiften Security 🤷‍♂️

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@nickwhittome @shortword @Microsoft @satyanadella @msPartner Try Sev B.

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@Alexverycalm I thought a lot of Tory voters wanted to go back 50 years 🤷‍♂️

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Alligator knocks out the trapper after being taunted

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@vladmazek He’s not even trying to hide it anymore is he 🤣

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Draw me like one of them girls down the market.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio at the Titanic premiere (1997)

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@joe_elway The tell will be getting a video call from someone I know.

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@MPECSInc @hewantswealth Most likely a flat.

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@vladmazek @IsabellaMDeLuca Just lower the drinking and smoking age.

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@MPECSInc @vladmazek I think that’s pretty generous Phil 😂

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@engineers_feed Fosi.

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@anon_opin That’s bollocks but go on.

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@Sandford_Police For the greater good.

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@vladmazek

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Just me? Any time I click ‘not interested in this Ad’ the Twitter app closes.

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@TomCullen No! What about Theakstone and Ball?

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@TomCullen Trevor and Simon

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@TomCullen @pwmcomms _and_ is he fuck.

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@ManMadeMoon @DaveShecky This is an all too sensible reply for a Twitter thread.