Ken Maszy

Jags Homer. I go fishing sometimes

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@michaelmaszy Bro, yo uneed to get Bo to make you one of these next time your at the shop. He follows a very similiar process and he's got it dialed in

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@TrungTPhan Got me!

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This is how you tailgate, go @Jaguars . The new marina is beautiful.

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@Mike_kim714 @Titleist 28

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@CooperZurad Ah, OK. We're the opposite, high volume of small items

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@goodworkmb Lol, I assume that's a joke. But, I bet if you truly had a collection of those business cards it would be worth something significant

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@Mike_kim714 @DannyWestSD favorite big city overseas?

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Here's a pro tip for all our Japanese and European friends who recently discovered ranch dressing. You can buy the ranch seasoning packet and mix it yourself with fresh buttermilk etc. If the bottled stuff blew your mind, this will change your life forever. Trust me.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. There is a white sauce here that the people pour upon everything, with the devotion of a sacred rite. I have become a believer.

I noticed it slowly. A bowl of it beside the vegetables. A cup of it beside the bread. Beside the meat. Beside the other sauce. Children dipped fruit in it. A grown man beside me poured it onto a slice of pizza that already had a sauce of its own, closed his eyes, and sighed like a man coming home.

I asked its name. They told me with a small reverence: ranch.

For it is written that every great people anoints its food with one sacred thing — a drop of gold pressed from olives, a paste of beans aged in cedar. This nation has chosen a cool white elixir, and it anoints not one dish but all dishes, holding nothing back. For to leave a single food unblessed would be the deeper impiety.

So I anointed. Everything. The vegetable, yes. But also the rice. The egg. The morning fish. I would not be the one barbarian who left his plate unblessed while a whole nation dipped in joy around me.

And here my heart rose, and I declared the thing a calmer man would not:

"I will pour this holy elixir upon every food beneath the heavens — the noble and the humble, the savory and the sweet — until I find the one dish it cannot improve. And on that day I will know I have reached the very edge of the world, for everything within it has been made better by ranch."

The teenager refilling the dip station watched me anoint a bowl of rice.

"...that's a lot of ranch, my guy."

"It is the correct amount," I told him, "for a god."

I have not yet found the dish it cannot improve. I have stopped looking. So I brought a great vat of it to the next gathering and set it at the center of the table, and the whole room descended upon it with cries of joy, and a woman I had never met looked at me and said, "okay — YOU get it."

I have never felt more accepted.

So tell me, America.

You call it ranch. A condiment. A thing on the side.

I call it the one sauce a whole nation agreed to love together —

and I dip, with all of you,

gladly.

[Ken Maszy @kenmaszy]

@MFG_SMB Injection molded fishing tackle

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

500k followers giveaway pt 1!

My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies

Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower

Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job

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@Mike_kim714 @Titleist RBC coming up, good luck!

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@Mike_kim714 Me! Let's go Mike!

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@michaelmaszy @Apple Bro, happy to show you my Pixel

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@Mike_kim714 WM for sure, LFG!!!!

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

Final holiday giveaway!

Tickets to ANY Pgatour event.

Players, WM Phx open, Pebble, you name it, I’ll get you 4 tickets to the event.

You can even caddie for me in the pro am IF you want.

Comment which event you might want to go to (not final), repost, like to enter.

[Ken Maszy @kenmaszy]

@E_Dilla I got a pair in 203 if that helps you

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@DUVAL_DOOM Hey Johnny, if any Jags fan at the slab needs a ticket, I got 4 seats in 203 that are free to solid Jags fans. Just dm me

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@Camp4 Great advice, perfectly stated

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@jpaw1002 OMG, best Jags meme I've seen in a while