Alexis

[Alexis @kenndiddyyyy101]

Can't wait to win my new kitchen set with @sumocitrus !!! Check out their page for a chance to win as well! (Even though I'm going to win)

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Am I supposed to be impressed that a billionaire went to space while he’s paid zero in federal income taxes some years and the workers at his company struggle to afford their medical bills, rent, and food for their kids? Nope. It’s time to invest in working people here on Earth.

[Alexis @kenndiddyyyy101]

Shania Twain's 'I feel like a Woman' is honestly straight cocaine for the ears.

[Alexis @kenndiddyyyy101]

Pro tip: If you spead your cheeks wide enough while farting, the sound is like a soft gust of wind; little to no sound.

Do with this information what you will.

[Alexis @kenndiddyyyy101]

Happy birthday Holly!!!

[Alexis @kenndiddyyyy101]

Then LEAVE. PEACEFULLY.

[Alexis @kenndiddyyyy101]

yo I'm just gonna sleep until 2025.

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

THANK FUCKING GOD!!!

[Alexis @kenndiddyyyy101]

@bbymazz slaps HARD. I love this so much.

[Alexis @kenndiddyyyy101]

@PodcastEpisode1

[Alexis @kenndiddyyyy101]

Am I the only one who thought these Grimes memes were about the town, Grimes, IA?

[Alexis @kenndiddyyyy101]

Only bubble blowing babies prefer Lay's over Ruffles.

[Jeff @usedwigs]

when you put on your favorite sweatpants straight out of the dryer

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

I miss people places and things. Nouns, essentially.

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

Me as hell

[Alexis @kenndiddyyyy101]

Has anyone checked on Vince Vaughn recently?

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

Donkey Kong was last seen eating bananas on Jeffrey Epstein’s island