tyler durden

literally every tweet is a joke maybe sometimes idk

[tyler durden @kennedyirl]

t1L i di3 @trvisXX @rayscorruptedxx

[yzyupdates @yzyupdates]

A fan surprises his girlfriend and proposes to her during “Runaway” as fireworks go off at Ye’s show in Istanbul 😭😭🥹❤️❤️

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Eating a handful of Adderall and Wind surfing through the strait of Hormuz

[Unnecessary Roughness @UnnecRoughness]

“The target's not on our back. We have a red dot on everyone else."

- Arch Manning

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

"Lotta game left"

[Bengalorian @thebengalorian]

I don’t care what his name is or his experience…

Bengals… call him up.. I’ve seen enough.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

OJ in 1994

[Fliff @fliff]

Me at work today the day before Thanksgiving:

[Smiley @30GotNext]

Football all day then Talk Tuah podcast

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

They are pissed off right now and you know why.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

NYC mayor Eric Adams just tried to have me assassinated in Central Park because I got to Friday

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I’m trying to take playing golf seriously but I’m on hole 4 and already smoking and drinking with no shoes on. Something about being out here in nature on the course as a white man makes me want to not follow the rules of how serious and classy this sport is supposed to be

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I have this bizarre gut feeling that they might let us get to Friday this week. Which would be so dumb of them to do

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

The Joker before blowing up a bus in gotham

[shannon⁵⁵ 🎲🍒 @shannondorf_]

pov u just died and u arrive at the gates of heaven