Ken Magee

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@bennyjohnson @Target Fear monger.

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@bennyjohnson My local Targets have never been busier. Y’all can go back to shopping at Nordstrom. Then we can avoid your Range Rovers taking up two spots in the parking lot and your matching snotty little mini me’s following you around pretending to be 5 years older than they are. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@ThatmattersNews S A T I R E. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Who are you?

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@Realrclark25 @Brady_Quinn Brady who?

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@justinnails Maybe just focus on grammar and spelling and leave the real writing to the pros...

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@MLBTV still can't get it right... casting to my TV is more than a chore... it's like a game long event, and in case you haven't noticed, the games are shorter...

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@NFL I opened your app to check the score of the KC/JAX game and this is what pops up. Can you please stop pushing your nickel and dime campaign on us and just allow better access to your product? #nfl #nflfail

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

All I’m saying is, if ‘god’ was an employer and I was an employee who did everything and more, I would have quit by now. #badjobs

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@elonmusk How do I know this is really you?

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@RepMTG

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@ianbremmer @BillWeirCNN Poland bans abortion. Just an FYI

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@dave_klopp @espn @Patrickqueen_ @warriors Why the fuck does it matter what party he is. He’s clearly smarter than the rest of us.

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@PDChina Yet the CCP still rounds people up into make shift quarantine centers and kills their pets. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@PDChina At least the pandas get to eat. Unlike the people of Shanghai. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@_jessicamendoza joining the @Dodgers broadcast team. Love it! Welcome! 😁

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@justinamash Sit on your hands, this is what you get. I think Congress has had more than enough time to figure this out...

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@StixNicholas @KyleGAdema If it was a white player we’d call it boys being boys. If we’d even be talking about it. 🤣

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@redrobinburgers why y’all so obsessed with pizza now that you mess with your menu. Who complained? Send them to Pizza Hut

[Ken Magee @kennymagee]

@KOINNews @CBSSports ‘regional early game’ for #oregon is @BuffaloBills @ @Patriots when the obvious choice is @chargers @ @HoustonTexans?!? We love our @Jherby #comeonman #justinherbert