Kenneth T

violinist, inspiration leader, mother

[Kenneth T @kenothtorter]

anyone: hey, mind if I give you some constructive criticism?
me, outwardly: sure! what's up :)
me, internally:

[Resonant Arc @resonantarc]

This is the funniest video I have ever seen. https://t.co/8IeINVwZl6

[Kenneth T @kenothtorter]

Umbo (bivalve)

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pausing to reflect and remember Wagyu Barbie

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What is the truth ?

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if I could somehow turn ice into a liquid, I would drink it straight. That's how much I love cold, refreshing ice

[Kenneth T @kenothtorter]

Tired: rebirth
Wired: reDeath

[Kenneth T @kenothtorter]

trying panera bread's new Kaffeine Cracked LoKoⓇ Lemonade and instantly going into cardiac arrest

[leigh @roaringblood]

I Shoulda Never Smoke That Shit Now Im On The Panel To Determine If Challenger Saito's Use Of Today's Ingredient Beef Is More Inventive Than That Of Iron Chef French Hiroyuki Sakai

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@buttdilla this hijacks and pleasures my brain like no other. 'n smore cūkeez

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Concept: one of those claw toy games but instead of stuffed animals or w/e it's like, panda express orange chicken

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The real "tea"? Tactical Espionage Action

[Matthew Wolf @chubbypicaso]

@kenothtorter You gotta live laugh love

[Kenneth T @kenothtorter]

Affirmations for Cleaning the Bathroom: The piss and shit flows effortlessly away from me. The Lysol®️ Disinfectant Spray (Clean Linen™️ Scent) flows towards me. The stains and hairs flow away. The Dr. Bronner's®️ 'Sal Suds™️' Biodegradable Cleaner flows tow

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[BEFORE]: I can eat one dried apricot. I am in control,

[AFTER, with upset tummy after eating 20]: ouhh oh! ouhhhhh hnnghh

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a Kpop track that extensively samples bach air on the g string came out and I'm shitting, https://t.co/43wDUYbzqm

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I also crave one specific fruit with salt. Not gonna say what it is tho. that's my little secret https://t.co/iUDriEVQ4R

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smoked a bowl of the highest quality ceremonial matcha I could find, not really seeing the difference though

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did my 3rd grade guidance counselor make this youtube thumbnail

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an amusing typo: Calm Chowder