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coffee addict, musician, constitutionalist married to a socialist (she's smokin hot)

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@realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips #whatilearnedtoday
Is there a difference between a city rat and one dwelling in a privy?

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@realBradStaggs @RealRonPhillips #whatilearnedtoday did apr and tdm have a breakup?

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Ken’s Lawn & Stump - Nextdoor https://t.co/56eOU63Lkw

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@realBradStaggs #whatilearnedtoday
Any time I hurt myself my wife and boys think it’s funny. The worse the damage the more hysterical they find it

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@KeithMalinak That is a front butt

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@realKrisCruz @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR Obviously you stand there and have a long conversation with him until he’s finished, then ensure he washes his hands properly afterwards

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@DeaceOnline @SteveDeaceShow Sorry I will catch the rest of the show on podcast where I can skip that part. After a few minutes of him yelling over Steve made me despise him even if I may partially agree with him. He a total douchewad

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@kuhb00m I just wanted to let you know I made my first @APR purchase today! It’s been way too long but I finally did it

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@AngeredBeaver I shaved once since my wife and I have been together. Immediately she told me it must come back

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@KeithMalinak @realBradStaggs and @JeffyJFR signed you up for it

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@stuntbrain @ProducerPants Max & Manny

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@MightyHeaton Congratulations for living longer than you ever had in your life!

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@EzraEfrat Vintage hand warmer

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@EzraEfrat It flips the car back on its wheels in case of a roll over

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@AmieWohrer It looks like I’ll be beating you to 43 by one day, however I put a lot of hard miles on this body so I feel like I’m turning 93.

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@KeithMalinak I had a Subaru Justy with an 8 gallon tank so I couldn’t even hit $10 most of the time. I miss that car.

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@AngeredBeaver I’ve narrowed it down to Barletta, Gerow or Mastriano. I don’t know enough to make a decision yet and all of them have some weasely things that make me pause.

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@Painter37502325 3-4 12 cup pots

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@luvwhiskey_wine Put the cash in my hand and I’ll do it immediately

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@KeithMalinak I find that I get the best sleep while I’m driving during the day doing deliveries.