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hairstylist/salon owner

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@kelsierabon7 Lol. Like here a spatulas with a key. Or here’s some tongs. Super creepy.

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Why do dollar stores have to give you a kitchen utensil to unlock the bathroom.

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I’ll be listening to my own playlist like.. ew no one cares turn the song.

Bitch.. it’s your playlist.

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to the men who honk and whistle as us females walking across the parking lot. Just know it gives me the ick.

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When your grandma sends you this… #auntoftheyear

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I wanna be cuddled up with my weenie watching documentaries right about now.

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I’m the girl who has her dog in the car at the bar.

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When you go to a restaurant with your cousin and everyone’s looking like you are on a date. 😂😂😂
@kannondry

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Seeing all these girlfriends day post low key makes me sad. It’s fine, I’m fine 😂

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Getting gas really irks me

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If you don’t sneak into your own house trying not to wake your dog that’s in the crate then… idk really. I’ll see ya at 9 am puppers.

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Anyone else feel like they need to buy a whole ass new wardrobe when going to a new city or is that just me?

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A good ole turkey sandwich hits different when it’s 100 degrees outside.

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My friends working on Mondays is really inconvenient.

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*5 day

[fadumo @fadumofiasco]

Damn 3 day weekends make you forget you got a damn job

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Told Kendra I’m going to LA on the 16th. She said “holy shit let me move my schedule around and I’ll go” literally love our life 😂

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My moms got me going to Galveston at the end of this month… not to be boujee. But ew lol. I’m trying to be in Mexico, mel.

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@LiddyLahman Lol the little shit that could never let us down.

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Did we just pay $800 to rent a boat for a day when I just sold mine last week…. Yes, yes we did. @LiddyLahman

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@bsclem Literally writing them to the salon. He used to live behind it and I was always nice. But damn… he wants Willie 😂😂

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I have a homeless man writing me letters from jail asking to make out with my dog…. If that doesn’t explain how life is going idk what does 😂😂😂