kensey wallace

ain’t no twitter in heaven

[hedonism bot @ecoterrorist420]

gonna go ahead and state for the official record that i obviously think the vaping elephant behind my local north texas kroger is a profoundly tragic commentary on the world we all have found ourselves in + falls solidly in the Manmade Horrors Beyond Comprehension category 👍

[hedonism bot @ecoterrorist420]

stumbled upon something truly shocking on my walk home from work today

[macy @macyagilliam]

my mom’s take on the submarine👍🏼 hope this helps

[shxnCDJ @shxnnicedj]

I certainly fucking did not

[moon face🌚 @primadonnatrash]

@kordeilogy https://t.co/FR4Z9slkCN it’s all her fault

[Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas]

Hi @elonmusk could I borrow $100 million to produce my first Bollywood film? Please

[dizzy @rundizzy]

brooooo we should do adderall and give each other our full undivided attention

[Rusty Featherstone @rustyfeathers]

New Year’s resolution: griddy more

[Brett Edgerton @EditorEdge]

Just arrived at Tennessee-Clemson to the sight of a plane carrying this message.

Well done, Gamecocks. I respect it lol

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

He’s in finance (derogatory)

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

RIP queen i loved bohemian rhapsody 😔💔

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

the original SSRI

[Sean Speezy @sean_speezy]

What’s wrong, babe? You’re not taking any Jong rips

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[zae @itszaeok]

chili's
- i once saw a rat murder another rat over a french fry and the waiter didn't believe me
-gaslight-y waiters
- has rats

[jordan @JordanUhl]

let him out!!!!!!!!!