Taurus: everything is fine, I’m fine, the world is fine, it’s all ok
Also Taurus: this pair of boots is the only thing holding my life together (spiritually)
[having to cough out in public]
EXCUSE ME. everyone. i need to inform you all that i do NOT have the covid i simply have CHOKED on my OWN spit bc i am TRULY INCOMPETENT as a HUMAN.