The Brother Deschain

I dig mustaches. Yo puedo decir algunas cosas agus tá cúpla focail agam.

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

@MenInBlazers Declan Rice: Hold my second beer.

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

@AngryYankee1 Uhh, my dude seems to be busy DOMINATING.

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

Everyone can stop sending me Wu-Tang/RTJ announcement. I know. Those tickets are gonna be ludicrously priced and still go fast. RIP youth.

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

Leave me alone, I’m watching the Bob Ross Channel for the rest of my life.

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

@LacrosseNetwork I know the head was an STX, but I stopped playing when my wood shaft snapped.

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

So the only team that doesn’t get the benefit of double elimination is the team that wins through? The fuck?

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

The @LittleLeague WS Regionals is ass. In order to go to the LLWS, Motown has to play a team they already beat? No advantage to winning the top side of the bracket. And if they lose in the Regional Final, they will have the same number of losses (TO MOTOWN).

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

So if the winners bracket winner loses one game, they have the same record as the losers bracket, but are eliminated despite having beaten the team that they lose to.

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

Surfside DESPERATELY needs to make 16oz cans.

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

@AngryYankee1 Fuck. And. Yes.

[AngryYankee1 @AngryYankee1]

Lord help me. My brother just made a hole in one behind us.

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

US Soccer will never be a successful program as long as they continue to ignore the nation’s most talented players and prioritize the players whose parents can afford travel fees, tournament registration, summer camps and everything else involved in the sham that is youth soccer.

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

@AngryYankee1 They installing this?

[AngryYankee1 @AngryYankee1]

I can’t even believe the Knicks pulled Bridges and OG off.

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

Dear @Sonos

Your current UI reaction speed is ass. Plz fix.

Thx,
-CK

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

@AngryYankee1 Lacrosse chip too. Brutal. Tryna get my day drinking and sports watching on.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The title of White Boy isn’t owned, it’s leased. And rent is due every day.

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

@AngryYankee1 How’d you play? Gorgeous day.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Words to your mother.

[The Brother Deschain @kentchris]

@ArrogantMonkey This is delicious.