Kenton Archer

Career to date: merchant navy, boat hire, antique shop, Jaxx cafe, peacock hit-man. Now living & working at The Bull. Married to Jolene. Ambridge tweets only.

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

Run you fools run! Escape Jolene while you can ... #thearchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

Mick - be afraid, very afraid. I know that tone of voice. #thearchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

Yep. Anything for a quiet life. #thearchers

[The Cider Shed @TheCiderShedPod]

Is Kenton doing all of this Winter Warmer through gritted teeth?

#TheArchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

@TheBullsEye1 Eccles was a noisy git, Vince is a noisy git but with money. (Eccles was tasty though).

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

I'm shocked at the behaviour in The Bull. What was Jolene thinking, throwing Vince out? He's the only one around here with cash. (More when he calls in Dave's loan - shame that). #TheArchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

Wow, this is embarrassing. Not me for once, this ridiculous storyline! As if I'd really believe what George (aged 17, IQ lower) would have to say. I hope he and his turkeys get a dose of mites. #thearchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

As Tracey is in a cleaning mood, I wonder if she'll scrub my gussets? Either that or the jet wash again. #thearchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

Normally Len's a Frazzles type of guy. #thearchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

Constant criticism can get a man down! #TheArchers

[miranda @Appleandroidapp]

Tracey to Kenton: The head’s too big and you need to dip the nozzle in further. Filth. #TheArchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

I felt obliged. It's a twin thing. Still, I got Dave to buy a drink, skinflint. #TheArchers

[Lynda Snell MBE @LyndaSnell]

I’m confident that Kenton speaks for none of us when he tells Shula: ‘I’ll miss you’. #TheArchers #hasshegoneyet?

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

Well, we have a wide range of bar snacks including Frazzles, Bombay Mix and Berrow Farm Pork Scratchings (still hairy). Jim's got a spare room, he can put you up. #TheArchers

[Adam Hickford @AdamHickford]

Afternoon, #TheArchers tweeters. I find myself with the first week of October off and fancy an adventure. Starting from Lancaster, where should I go?

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

You were never a person of interest Kirsty. #TheArchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

Really, he can't stop his shoe will go cold. #TheArchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

@DumTeeDum When you start to spend a lot of money - then toys become a hobby I reckon!

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

Anybody seen Philip? I need some work done; shower needs replacing ... #TheArchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

It should have been me. #TheArchers

[The Archers @BBCTheArchers]

Round of applause for Ambridge's first honours recipient!
Get to know Lynda Snell MBE here >> https://t.co/l2KhhwS0cp

#TheArchers #TheArchers70 #NewYearsHonoursList

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

I'm off. Beer doesn't water itself down you know. Good night all. Fingers crossed 2021 will be better for us all (except Kirsty of course). #TheArchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

Bugger me, I need a drink after that. All in the Snug for a quick one - socially distanced of course. Pork Scratchings anyone? #TheArchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

It's third degree Burns! Beaten to a pulp by Tracy in the vote. #thearchers

[Kenton Archer @kenton_archer]

Well done!

[helen cyb @helencyb]

Nelson #TheArchers