You support a man for president who is a convicted felon, twice impeached in Congress, and found liable for sexual abuse by a jury of his peers.
But do go on…
Just one day after ending "The Late Show" on CBS, Stephen Colbert returned to TV — to host a public access show with rocker Jack White in Monroe, Michigan.
Appearances by Jeff Daniels, Eminem and Steve Buscemi.
OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.
JUST IN: The White House is reportedly testing novelty glasses with Kash Patel’s eyes printed on the lenses after Trump keeps falling asleep during press conferences.
BREAKING: Candlelight vigil underway for Rudy Giuliani at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, while Florida doctors try to determine whether he is in critical condition or just mid–press conference.