Satoshi

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

Don't come for me, it's a parody.

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

Umegonga ndipo.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

They blame ovulation but in reality, they're just sex addicts. Wanawake ni mikora!!

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

William Ruto is milking this country dry, no wonder there's milk shortage.

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

We used to buy cement for KSh 650; now it’s at KSh 900. Tutajenga kweli? Construction materials have become so damn expensive. Is it because Kasongo has his fingers in all of them? Talk of deformed bars, cement, tiles, etc. This Yamune cartel will be the end of us.

[Erick Munene @cobranesh]

"if you want to test a man's character, give him power." — Abraham Lincoln

How evil a man can be with money and a lawyer:

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

@cobranesh 😳

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

As long as you keep trying to be better,you will get better.

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

Believe it or not, this is a civilized country governed by the rule of law. What bothers me the most is that there are passersby watching, and some are even taking videos. What happened to humanity, majameni? Change starts with me. Change starts with you.

[Eric @amerix]

Criminals should be eliminated.

Nobody should sympathize with them.

We tolerate these crooks too much in the name of "human rights."

Deal with them.

@DCI_Kenya

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

@cobranesh True

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

Why live in the city like a vagabond with someone’s daughter, who is expected to be in school studying? You deserve the dust! 😂

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

We are at 100 followers.

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

You give these dunderheads a platform, and they poop all over you.

[Eddie Butita OGW @eddiebutita]

@MrJamesKe Tutam

[Erick Munene @cobranesh]

We denied Raila Odinga a chance to lead this country. Maybe, just maybe, we fumbled a good man who could have changed this country completely.He tried in 1997, 2007, 2013, 2017, and 2022. Five presidential election cycles, and we still never gave him the keys to State House.

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

This morning, as I was cycling to work, I encountered a young man and a woman standing by the roadside. Since there was a bit of traffic, I overheard the woman say, “Usijali, you can stay at my place, usijali.” I don’t know the rest of the story, but if he agrees he is doomed.

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

In a podcast, a gentleman said that a disease can’t just come out of nowhere; there must be a cause behind it. Feminists and beta males got so mad about it.

Waache tu kutumia contraceptives. Hasira ya nini?

[Eric @amerix]

Predisposing factors for endometriosis:

• Hormonal contraceptives: P2/COC: this is also ironic

• Low BMI: Thin, underweight women

• Experiencing first menstruation at a very early age

• Delayed getting pregnant or not getting pregnant

• Alcoholism

• Smoking/Shisha

• Estrogen-mimic diets

Bottom line: Endometriosis is estrogen-dependent.

High levels of circulating estrogen in the body drive the risk of women developing endometriosis, especially in underweight young women.

CHANGE or PERISH.

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

2026 is my year, I claim it in Jesus name. 1/09/2026:

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

How it feels marrying the woman who loves you. LA peace🧘🏾‍♂️

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

Muhoozi, of all the tweets this one I support you 100%

[Satoshi @KenyanSatoshi]

How Kenyans will be listening to William Ruto campaign knowing very well he is going home in sugoi.

[Eric @amerix]

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Mistakes are made, but try to avoid the mistake of feeding a horse you don’t ride. — African Proverb