Kenz

I’ve been hacked. RIP to the original @kenz_springer

[parks @parkersity_9]

Yeah Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook

[Justin @TiredBambooLaw]

I'm sorry I just found out that the hockey goalie for Team USA has an Instagram account where all she does is rate Ceasar Salads.

I love my country so much sometimes.

[Luke Sampe @LukeSampe]

I must tell you - we gain 77 minutes of daylight in the next 28 days.

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

SHES SO 😭😭 shes always gonna have a lil bangerz in her

[MaKhoza🍯 @jaytcoza]

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

[sara @levantlifts]

don’t text me for advice

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

A leftist asshole rode through a Charlie Kirk vigil on scooter in front of the Idaho State Capitol yelling, "Fuck Charlie Kirk!"

He promptly got his ass beat. The people have had enough.

[Mrs.K ❤️🇫🇷 @TierraaaMariee]

I say this all the time. I truly couldn’t imagine living in New York. Imagine having a bad day, already late to work and have to get on the subway to see even more nonsense. That right there would’ve been my 13th reason.

[cubicle claire @soupyluver]

the worst person you know every 6 months:

[Carlos @mamaloveslos]

No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

[ravn @mfnravn]

i love the word “also” bc i’m literally never done talking 

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

I’m done wasting money this summer unless u guys want to do something this weekend

[Erica Fucking Thompson @AyeMcJaggrrr]

Bitch I love stupid shit like this 😭😭😭

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me after noticing a slight change in someone’s energy towards me