Mackenzie Cook

wouldn’t you like to know weather boy

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baddie 🧚🏼‍♀️🌸💕✨ but the bad is silent 🌈🦋💫💖

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why is everyone pretending that hiking is fun

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what is up with picky eaters using every possible opportunity to talk about food they hate

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this but for me to play with my boyfriend

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biden actually announced that you don’t get 10k if you’ve ever driven the speed limit in the passing lane

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going to the gym is so rewarding. for instance, now I get to go to physical therapy. if I didn’t go to the gym I wouldn’t have ever gotten to do that 🙌🏼🙌🏼🥲

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@GarretHLent you’ve made it in life, garret

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does anyone really know how to use the defrost feature on a microwave

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they should have their own gym. where they all do tiktok dances and stare at each other

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I can tell the high schoolers at my gym weren’t bullied enough as children

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whoever said the “customer is always right” is stupid. the customer is quite literally always wrong

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eating in your car is so embarrassing for no reason

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you can’t convince me they aren’t operating under the same business model

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@GarretHLent Garret this hurts me

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let’s normalize being rude to people who eat loudly

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best part about being an adult: being able to buy whatever you want

worst part about being an adult: being able to buy whatever you want

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idk what intern hulu put in charge of their interface but they need help it’s trash 😭😭

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started looking for jobs online and ended downloading rollercoaster tycoon 3 so that’s where i’m at mentally

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i know i look hot when i get dirty looks from karens

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if you think deodorant is optional on a plane… jail.