Kenzie

sparkling juice water

[niomi @82pondview]

(on the verge of having a complete psychotic break) i need to make some kind of a list or perhaps sort things into categories

[Kenzie @kenzstorm7]

Ok and why is this specific to men. Stupid fucks

[hanri @hanriclontz]

Dad matters everywhere

[Kenzie @kenzstorm7]

This man is such a hater I love the pickle he doesn’t get it

[Despachico @_CHlCO]

They got some bullshit on Milwaukee avenue

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

i’m sick to my stomach

[Shawn Hatosy @ShawnHatosy]

OK, people. I’ve read the replies. Today I’ve been called a diva, a king, the People’s Princess, a legend, someone’s dad, a teenage girl and a senior citizen. So basically… just your average, everyday icon. Bye for now—

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

How life feels after they allow us to see the sun until 7pm instead of 5

[Kenzie @kenzstorm7]

The sober people at work are talking about how terrible alcohol is for you and hos people who drink it don’t realize it and they don’t realize how puffy they look and I’m just sitting here like😀 I’m puffmaster general I guess

[Kenzie @kenzstorm7]

@libskelin The last one 😭😭😭

[mike from veep @selinaknope]

amy poehler winning the podcast category and not even shading will arnett

[Kenzie @kenzstorm7]

They’re calling Florence Pugh fat on my timeline so I’m closing out of twitter for a few weeks

[Faith @1989ies]

my 9 year old sister made her 2026 goals

[Kenzie @kenzstorm7]

I was brave and used the microwave at work today everyone say good job!

[Kenzie @kenzstorm7]

The Jewel mascot is so cursed he scares me so bad I want him gone

[awesomegirl2486 @awesomegirl2486]

Thank you Tiktok

[Kenzie @kenzstorm7]

I don’t like this

[frisk 🐎 @sakakiplush]

Forcing my ugly little son to hold the instructions open for me

[Hench D. Kunt🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

Piping hot Pho transporting micro plastics directly into my bloodstream

[Kenzie @kenzstorm7]

Edible is NOT making me sleeping or relaxed but instead it’s doing a secret third thing: making me emotional about the NYC mayoral race and making Tik tok show me songs from 2011 I forgot about

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ok well