helvetica #1 fan

official brand ambassador for US interstate 90

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

bro did your hologram seriously just stumble into my apartment

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[chloe @chloes_posts]

It used to be really easy to be a mad scientist’s Igor. Now? Eight rounds of interviews just to pull the lever

[gays0n @g4ys0n]

*whispering near straight guy’s phone so they get targeted ads* hemming, tailoring, hemmed pants, pants that fit, tailor, tailors near me, how to get pants hemmed

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

“Why don’t you just ask ChatGPT” Why don’t you just Go Die #HowBoutThemApples

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[brian @brianonhere]

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Thank you I will adjust accordingly

[alex peysakhovich @alex_peys]

got a framed copy to hang by the ai team

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

how it feels to not be a chatgpt user

[Leni @lenitiv]

“Writing isn’t just the production of sentences – it’s the training of endurance by way of sustained attention. It’s a way of learning what one thinks by attempting to say it.”

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

i love space man. like what the hell is this

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A room full of predatory white dudes discussing the state of women’s mental health might have something to do with why so many of us are depressed.

[Joe Barnard 🚀 @joebarnard]

Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot - Carl Sagan

[🇪🇸 @selfcontrI]

Love isn’t something that we invented. Maybe it means something more, something we can’t yet understand. […] Love is the one thing that we’re capable of perceiving that transcends dimensions of time and space.

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

It’s kind of insane that we’re all lucky enough to live on this insignificant blue ball floating in an endless void that can somehow keep us alive indefinitely and yet a huge chunk of people want to ruin it forever in the name of an economic concept that we made up ourselves

[BSF 🇬🇧🐀 @BSF42069]

We’ve come a long way

[sam 🍂 @burritoprophet]

the fact that astronauts in space still have to deal with microsoft office products feels unfair. like you’re in space. that’s an earth problem