Keolanut

There's more to me than meets the eye.

[Keolanut @keolanut]

One thing is NOT like the others. 😖

[Keolanut @keolanut]

Also, while @facebook is down, enjoy this photo which I find both aesthetically pleasing and infuriating. 😂😶 @AtHomeStores

Who else enjoys trips to home department stores? Let's see those photos! 😊

[Keolanut @keolanut]

If this isn't a "There's your sign" moment, I don't know what is! 😂

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I was on Threads and the irony I found '404 recent posts' while @facebook is down. 😂😭

#404Error #Facebook #FacebookOutage #Threads

[Keolanut @keolanut]

Woke up early because the dog had to go out. My Garmin sleep score is a 53 and my body battery is a 29. 💀 Just breathing today is going to drain what's left. Enjoy this nice tree while I go back to sleep. 😂🌳
​#SundayMorning #Tired #FloridaLife

[Keolanut @keolanut]

Weekend Goal: Unplug. 🥾☀️

Heading to the trails to recharge.

Where are you going this weekend?

#WeekendVibes #Unplug #FloridaOutdoors #Hiking

[Keolanut @keolanut]

A little Florida rain to completely reset the vibe. 🌧️ Today is a gift. Remember to stay in the present. ​#Mindfulness #FloridaWeather #Zen

[Keolanut @keolanut]

Nature is the ultimate reset button. 🐝✨ The "Tree of Life" is in full bloom today.

#Nature #Zen #Florida

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In a world where no load of laundry is safe... one mouse will push a family to the brink. 🎬🐀

​The Jerry Standoff: A Cinematic Experience.

​#MouseHunt #CinematicChaos #TomAndJerry #WeKnowDrama

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Found the mouse we’ve been trying to catch for 3 days just sitting in the washing machine. 🐭👀 Watch my injured husband’s heroic rescue attempt… and Jerry’s ultimate betrayal at the end. 😭💀 #MouseHunt #TomAndJerry

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Husband tore his bicep, so he’s officially my gym videographer. 😂 Looking down at the hidden 'Just Do It' on my shirt got me through the final set. Even his custom AI app 'Aries' called me a beast today. The back definition doesn’t lie. 💪✨

​#JustDoIt #WorkoutProgress #Fitness

[Keolanut @keolanut]

@TMFanSupport @Ticketmaster It definitely was not an "optimal shopping experience" as my que never got below 1790 and I never ventured off the page as suggested in the email I received. Y'all weren't prepared to handle @taylorswift13, she's to much for y'all.

[Keolanut @keolanut]

This delicious(🤤😋) #DIY #SloppyJoe #snack pocket was super easy to make. Wanna know more?(🤔🧐) #AskMeHow #EasyRecipes #FoodPorn #GetInMyBelly https://t.co/TjqSXjFuW6

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This DIY Banana(🍌) Cream(🐄) Upside Down(🙃) Pie(🥧) was super delicious and easy to make! Wanna know more? #AskMeHow 🤤😋 #Banana #BananaCream #Munchies #FollowIfYouLike #Delicious #DIY https://t.co/mMkWg867bE

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Stupendous morning y'all! I hope everyone has a glorious Wednesday! Just starting the morning off right with some puppy love! 😍 #wednesday #humpday #mornings #puppylove #dogsofinstagram #inkwell https://t.co/CuzKb8TlZd

[Keolanut @keolanut]

Happy Saturday y'all! https://t.co/8FJgy53AvB

[Keolanut @keolanut]

Just posted a photo @ United States https://t.co/TgWdzkHpJE

[Keolanut @keolanut]

@DoorDash Get your crap together! Increase your base pay to match inflation and increases in gas prices. Your lowball offers are not sustainable. While you're at it stop punishment pausing your drivers for declining unreasonable offers. #HeyHeyHoHoTheseLowballOrdersHaveGotToGo

[Keolanut @keolanut]

@elonmusk I signed up for the @SpaceXStarlink beta in February 2021, was given time frames of early to mid 2021, mid to late 2021, mid 2022. We desperately need to come out of the stone ages of internet. I'd send a email, but I'd have to chisel it out and send it by carrier.

[Keolanut @keolanut]

Fall is my favorite time of year and Sunday was a beautiful fall day! #autumn #fall #sundayfunday #dog #dogsofinstagram #bluehair #nickelodeon #hoodie #knockaround https://t.co/6C0zpXFwCf