keona

5 ft Filipino

[δяеш @awndrezawndrez]

Kirkiversary is in 6 days and I still haven’t found my kirkentine 💔

[lily @slammablelecter]

my cousin died in a Microsoft Authenticator accident

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

[angel🎀 @angellailah_yG]

top 5 female experiences:

- realizing ur kinda chopped
- getting called fat for the first time
- realizing it was SA
- developing an ED
- crashing out over a guy you never even dated

[Paranoid Humanoid @DRodbone]

I think the fact that the United States just legalized child pornography should be bigger news.

[senpai @Senpaisaysbye]

I genuinely don’t understand how we are supposed to casually process that a glacier literally collapsed in Nepal, erasing 19 bridges and killing over 600 people, because the planet is too hot. And instead of stopping it, billionaires are building more data centres. It is completely psychotic.

[b @cuntybangs]

was what we had real or cake

[witti ✨ @witti_wtf]

the universe went “awww you like 2016 nostalgia??” then BOOM celebrity death lightning round

[keona @keonamarii]

OH- uhhhhh wth girl 😭 couldn’t have said HIM???

[Lily in the City @LilyArtemisTO]

Hayden Panettiere, Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Peter Cullen

what's next, the king of fucking norway:?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Norway’s King Harald V has died at the age of 89.

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

americans: can we have healthcare or cheaper groceries?

govt: what if we just kept changin the names of bodies of water

[Covie @covie_93]

-It is still Lake Ontario
-It is still the Gulf of Mexico
-It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
-He is still a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[nicholas flamel @toky0_martian]

“I TOLD YOU THE INITIALS WERE D.T. NOT D.P. IDIOT”

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

So for everyone keeping tally:
sourdough has shards of metal in it,
popsicles & pillsbury rolls have glass in it,
lettuce, blackberries, strawberries, raspberries, cilantro, & parsley due to cyclospora,
frozen blueberries due to E. coli,
cheese due to listeria,
organic fruit pouches might contain plastic,
eggs, granola, guacamole, salad dressing, salsa & jalapeños due to salmonella
Seems like removing food safety truly made the food unsafe.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Microsoft Teams is already terrible, but changing your status from green to yellow because you haven’t moved your mouse in 5 minutes is diabolical. And you can’t override it. Whoever designed this, I hope both sides of your pillow are permanently warm.

[C. @cichgarette]

Missionary so I can see the hate for the government in your eyes

[morg @mookTHEmonster]

Yall have GOT to start eating. Your breath is rancid bc you’ve skipped breakfast and lunch. You smell empty

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Eldest daughters when they don't achieve their goals: I'm a failure and embarrassment to my family and don't deserve happiness

Eldest daughters when they finally achieve their goals: ok