keptyouguessing

Occasionally mistaken for trouble. Here for the plot twists, not the applause

[keptyouguessing @keptyouguessing]

She’s was fishing for you to qualify yourself before giving her number she’s interested, but trying to keep the upper hand and see if you’ll chase. When you replied “not in the business of earning it digitally. it sounded more like a soft protest, like ur justifying yourself. You showed you cared about her approval instead of flipping the frame or teasing her back hard.
You should have instead gave the same energy back like : I’ll let you grade my answer in person don’t get nervous. Or bring it back to the giraffe thing. Like: you just want more time to practice your giraffe impression, don’t you? Keep leading the conversation towards your goal without ever letting her set the tone

[keptyouguessing @keptyouguessing]

She’s was fishing for you to qualify yourself before giving her number she’s interested, but trying to keep the upper hand and see if you’ll chase. When you replied “not in the business of earning it digitally. it sounded more like a soft protest, like ur justifying yourself. You showed you cared about her approval instead of flipping the frame or teasing her back hard.
You should have instead gave the same energy back like : I’ll let you grade my answer in person don’t get nervous. Or bring it back to the giraffe thing. Like: you just want more time to practice your giraffe impression, don’t you? Keep leading the conversation towards your goal without ever letting her set the tone

[Ethan Hunt @Americanus63136]

liberal women on Hinge are such miserable people man

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@WorldWingman Sneak out without her knowing

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@JackNapierNot Men that cling to moral high ground as a cope get nothing but self righteous loneliness, while others men actually get laid

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@Archwinger1 @Cedille17 @JackNapierNot Yeah nobody hands out medals for “moral dating” all that virtue signaling just keeps men with less power broke, lonely, and ignored while the real game happens behind their backs

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@ywomendeservles She wants the alpha’s baby and on the security the beta provides. When faced with consequences She uses shame and apeals to " marriage vows" to manipulate him. She paints herself as the wronged party to dodge accountability and guilt trips him into raising another man’s child

[keptyouguessing @keptyouguessing]

She wants the alpha’s baby and on the security the beta provides. When faced with consequences She uses shame and apeals to " marriage vows" to manipulate him. She paints herself as the wronged party to dodge accountability and guilt trips him into raising another man’s child

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Having a baby is post nut clarity for women. It’s when they realize they wanted a baby, just not HIS baby.

This is too dark for the masses so we just call it postpartum depression.

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@karimova31844 @w_m0ng3r funny how honesty is only humiliating when it threatens your chances

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@misoglayla If she thinks feelings keep the internet running I’ve got some crystals to sell her

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@Rianstone They see game and go full exorcist mode

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@Rianstone When you’re married , the system and your wife both undermine your authority at home, but divorced you control your own space and decisions nobody can veto you in your own time

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The coffee is just her ritual to feel less like a hoe she needs that tiny bit of plausible deniability before getting railed in a guys place

[BowTiedPassport 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 @BowTiedPassport]

Inversely, I find it comical when a girl wants to have sex but doesn’t want to come straight to your house.

So, she meets you in front of your place you go to a coffee shop 10 minutes away.

Walk around the block back to your house, smash, and when she leaves, you notice she only took 2 or 3 sips of her drink.

What was the point of the coffee?

[keptyouguessing @keptyouguessing]

@BowTiedPassport The coffee is just her ritual to feel less like a hoe she needs that tiny bit of plausible deniability before getting railed in a guys place

[keptyouguessing @keptyouguessing]

She’s playing keep-away to secure a ring if you’re not getting what others got for free, you’re just her insurance policy

[Joshua Lisec, The Ghostwriter @JoshuaLisec]

ADVICE NEEDED

A friend used to hit, but then his girl "felt convicted" and is now making him "wait till marriage." (She was not a virgin.)

Bro obeyed her. He's celibate but frantic for the courthouse.

He needs to know what she's doing before it's too late. What should I say?

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@WeAllNeedJesus1 @Adriana19Flower @JoshuaLisec Lmao quoting scripture to justify hoe phases modern problems need ancient solutions huh

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@WeAllNeedJesus1 @JoshuaLisec You sound like you belong at Bible camp, not on x

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@WeAllNeedJesus1 @JoshuaLisec Aright preacher lady, enjoy saving souls

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@WeAllNeedJesus1 @JoshuaLisec So unlimited do overs as long as you say sorry convenient system

[keptyouguessing @keptyouguessing]

@WeAllNeedJesus1 @JoshuaLisec sounds like you’re just hoping God grades on a curve after the fact