Timothy Kerbow

[Timothy Kerbow @KerbowTimothy]

Facts are a mutha fucka of a choice.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Old is when...

A fart is no longer a joke... it's a gamble!

[W.H.Grampa @WHGrampa0]

ENOUGH WITH THE DEI POLITICS IN BASKETBALL‼️

Raise your hand if you’re done with the constant DEI obsession in basketball and just want the game to be about basketball again.

W.H.G

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

My wife has a strict rule: I am not allowed to be left unsupervised in public for more than twenty minutes. This weekend reminded me why.

I’m standing in a long line at a garden center with a massive 50lb bag of specialized bird seed.

This woman behind me taps me on the shoulder and asks, "Oh, do you have a lot of birds?"

Standard small talk, But I’d been in line for fifteen minutes and I was bored.

I looked at her, completely deadpan, and said: “Actually, no, This is for me, It’s a new holistic cleanse I’m trying, High protein, great for the hair.”

The guy behind her immediately stopped scrolling on his phone.

The woman’s eyes went wide. “You… you eat that? Is that even safe?”

I leaned in like I was sharing a government secret. “The results are incredible. I lost 30 pounds last summer. The only problem is the side effects. Last time I did it, I ended up in the emergency room for two weeks. Tubes, monitors, the whole deal.”

She gasped. “From the seeds? Did you get a parasite?”

“No,” I said. “I was perched on a telephone pole trying to sleep and a hawk knocked me off. Fell forty feet.”

The guy behind her made a sound like a tire blowing out. The woman just stood there, paralyzed, trying to process the mental image.

Right then, my wife comes back from the bathroom, sees the look on the woman's face, grabs my arm, and starts dragging me toward the exit.

“He’s kidding,” she tells the woman. Then she turns to me: “This is why we can’t have nice things.”

I don't care. The look on that lady's face was worth more than the bird seed. 😂

[Shaughn_A @Shaughn_A2]

“Petty jealousy” is putting it lightly King Charles…Caitlin Clark is not only being relegated to the back of a bus she’s currently fueling, she’s so far back she’s getting run over and being dragged by the back tires…🤦��‍♂️

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Ok hear me out.

[Mike Crispi @MikeCrispi]

Biden is going to be the first President in modern US History to not raise the sufficient funds to build a Presidential Library.

Yet he got "81 million votes" they say.

[Mark Vargas @MarkAVargas]

It’s time for the U.S. DoJ Civil Rights Division to investigate the WNBA.

The league’s repeated failure to protect Caitlin Clark is unacceptable. Closed-fist throat shots, uncalled flagrants, and a clear pattern of targeting the league’s biggest star.

This raises serious questions of a hostile work environment, race-based disparities, and potential civil rights violations. Clark has grown the league,she deserves real protection, not selective enforcement.

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

We have already received an enormous amount of backlash from this post.

Always feels great to piss off low-IQ people.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

I say Fuck so often I literally forgot it offends some people.

Sorry Fuckers!

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

The WNBA is a complete joke!

[Park Mu-Doon @parkmudoon]

The reality is, the W has eyeballs as high as 3.44 million, team’s moved to 17 bigger arenas, her arrival made chartered flights possible, number 2 in NBA jersey sales, 41 record breaking TV deals surpassing the NBA, average salary up 386%. Caitlin Clark has lifted all boats.

[Overton @overton_news]

JUST IN: Odds of a U.S. recession this year plummet to ALL-TIME low of just 10%.

Vice President Vance made a point on Bill Maher’s show that a lot of people overlooked.

The price of oil has already tumbled back down to $73 a barrel, and regardless of whether the Iranians sign the final deal, America wins.

VANCE: “Well...the most important thing Bill is that the people who judge whether the oil is actually flowing, they judge this as success.”

“If you look at oil right now, it’s back down to $73 a barrel, got up to $126 a barrel. There's a signal that something real is going on here.”

“I think the second, Bill, is whether we make the final deal...then great. If we don't make the final deal, their nuclear program is still destroyed, they are still much weaker as a country so my attitude is, America wins either way.”

[Trumps Nephew @ForgiatoBlow47]

If the government could afford billions for illegal immigrants, it can afford to increase Social Security for the seniors who paid into the system and earned it. Priorities matter.

[Sage Steele @sagesteele]

Re: Caitlin Clark. It all starts with the PLAYERS whose behavior = bad business for the WNBA.

[Fire WNBA Comm'r Cathy Engelbert & bent referees @power_ties]

Why Caitlin is being taken out...

... again

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Sorry I got away from posting jokes today. I’m just too worked up about all the bullshit going on in this country! Someone has to speak out, someone has to make people aware.

We can’t rely on President Trump and a few others to do it alone! We ALL must do our part, no matter how much or how little it is!

If I was 20-30 years younger, I’d lead the charge. Now, I’m just doing what I can, while I can!

[JayTakes @SportsWithJay0]

Colin Cowherd goes OFF on the WNBA’s Caitlin Clark snub:

“They dropped a commemorative poster for 30 years of the WNBA. Caitlin Clark isn’t on it… but Paige Bueckers and Angel Reese are.

When she entered the league, they had to move her road games to bigger arenas just to fit her fans. She upgraded the WNBA from Southwest back rows to private jets.

Yet she’s left off the 30-year anniversary poster?

It’s either incompetence or intentional. Both are embarrassing.”

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Sophie Cunningham reveals what led up to her viral finger point

Another player told her angrily, "Don't you point at me."

To which she responded with a 20 second finger point and starewdown

No words.

[Leah Rain ✝️🇺🇸🎸🏝️ @LeahRain77]

Sophie has something to say about the treatment of she and Caitlin Clark by the players and the league !
And she’s absolutely correct 🔥🔥

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

Here it is:

RECONFIRMED:

CBS—60 Minutes facilitated the overthrow of the United States government on November 3, 2020, as did the 51 intelligence officials.

@C__Herridge’s explosive revelation: “CBS executives deliberately buried the Hunter Biden laptop story and ordered her [Catherine Herridge] to wait until after the 2022 midterms to help the Democratic Party.”

Now arrest Leslie Stahl. Arrest the bitch. Arrest them all for fraud, election interference, racketeering, campaign finance violations, and conspiracy to overthrow the United States government on November 3, 2020.

📝The corporate media was in on the overthrow—every single one of them, including fox.