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What ever happend to predictability? The milk man, the paper boy, evening T.V

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@Andy Amanda, so ….what the fuck?!

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@adidas having people work in customer support, who work for a 3rd party call center and have no idea how to speak on the phone is absolutely insane.

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the fact that I just bought a brand new @Ford bronco TWO days ago and a speaker needs to be replaced is absolutely insane. “Factory issue”. What the actual fuck?!

[JohnRocker @itsJohnRocker]

ALL
CHARLIE
KIRK
DID
WAS
HAVE
A
RESPECTFUL
DIALOGUE
WITH
PEOPLE
HE
DISAGREED
WITH

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@Uber how does someone hack my Uber account run up $1200 with 6 rides but to the same place w 1 ride and I can’t get a hold of somebody for help?

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@steven_mcbee @BravoTV Oh man. Last season was so much better. This time it’s so overproduced and seems so unrealistic… the music the overacting. It’s so weird. Last season seem to be filmed more documentary vs let’s fake reality style. Damn I would’ve watched forever if it was like season one.

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

Breaking News - Alan Jackson will be breaking his media silence by exclusively coming on the Turtleboy Live Show on Saturday night at 9 PM. It won't be as long as the other interviews, but he has something he wants to say. I look forward to the opportunity. See you then!

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@VW how do I get a hold of someone in corporate to actually help me?! Been missing a rim for over a year and a half. PAID for the service still do not have a rim. A YEAR AND A HALF. Pls help.

[Joe Flipperhead @FKR102445]

Just like his girlfriend

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Does anyone remember when Mac Miller and Wiz Khalifa performed in front of 50,000 people at City Hall Plaza in 2011?

That was epic.

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

BANG BANG!!!

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@Enterprise y’all closed 25 minutes early and was told it’d so you can enjoy the long weekend. TF kind of business is this? Wild.

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Yikes @NECN totally leaving out Jen McCabe’s Google search “hos long to die in cold ” at 2:27 AM and just saying the extraction had 2 searches after 6 am and saying it backed her claim. Gross. News picking what they want instead of reporting facts. #KarenRead

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@ElectroluxUS gonna send you a message now! Thx!

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@ElectroluxUS hi! Wondering best contact info to get help with dryer making a loud grinding noise 😵‍💫

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@JetBlue how was I able to check in and get my boarding pass for today only to wake up without my upgraded seats and not checked in ?!

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@VerizonSupport Very simple ? You said in initial tweet to me you don’t have contract with @NEWSMAX but then asked me to DM and said in DM you could trouble shoot to get it working on my tv.

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@VerizonSupport @Verizon is there is a reason @NEWSMAX channel is NEVER available at night?! Seems very very shady!!!!!!

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@VerizonSupport

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@VerizonSupport @NEWSMAX It’s a very simple ?: do you offer @NEWSMAX or no? You tweeted your out of contract but DM me you do.

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@VerizonSupport Let’s keep it public so others who have the same issue don’t get this run around too. So your DM says you’ll troubleshoot to right now w me to get @NEWSMAX back. So..which is it? The contract w them ended or…? Bc 2 different answers in a matter of minutes ..weird