Keri

voted most likely to steal your fries even though i said i didn’t want any 🪩🥳

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

Congratulations to @SouthwestAir on becoming the new Spirit Airlines!

Genuinely impressed by the board’s ability to turn one of the best airlines in the country to literal trash in the span of just a year.

And they’re not even cheap! wtf? 😆

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

Property taxes in America have gone too far. No one should have to pay $10,000–$15,000 a year just to remain in a home they already own free and clear.

If you’ve spent decades paying off your mortgage, you shouldn’t face the risk of losing your home because you can’t keep paying the government every year.

Homeownership should mean ownership—not permanent rent to the state.

Most developed countries don’t place this kind of ongoing burden on homeowners. So why are we still defending a system that can tax seniors out of the homes they worked a lifetime to own?

[middleclassparty @middle_class_us]

The middle class isn't asking to be rich.

They're asking for the same deal their parents had.

One full-time job.

A modest home.

A reliable car.

Enough left over to save.

That used to be called normal.

Now it's called privileged.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Valid Photo I.D. for Olive Garden ✅
Valid Photo I.D. to Vote ❌

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me viewing houses worth 6 million and be like,
"no, i don't like the kitchen"

[Keri @kerfulthoughts]

I find that the only men that get upset about women calling out the male species on their crap are the men that have done something to get called out for 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

instead of accusing women of being man haters you might…idk..maybe self-relfect and just…act right? 😂

[culture @notgwendalupe]

22 years ago, Hilary Duff gagged Chad Michael Murray with this Academy award deserving monologue

[Keri @kerfulthoughts]

release it PLEASE

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I got into it last night about the grocery bill.

I pulled up an old Target order from February 2020.

28 items. $64.50.

Added every single one back to the cart just to see.

$158.30.
Same 28 items. Same store. Same cart.
$93.80 more.

In five years.
We didn’t buy more.
Didn’t upgrade anything.
Didn’t add a single extra item.

Just needed the same things we always needed.

They told us inflation was transitory. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was strong.

Our cart didn’t get any of those memos.
145% increase in five years.

Not one member of Congress has looked at a grocery receipt in decades.

And it shows.

[Rok man🌾 @SchuckFarms]

Teachers are paid plenty when they get 3 months of the year off

[Keri @kerfulthoughts]

I’ve seen the word “diarrhea” enough to last me a lifetime in the last week…

[Jim Ballard @OhNoJimbo]

I will be reclassifying these as vegetables until further notice.

[cici 🌸 @blexicanasfff]

if u want a flat stomach u need to go to the grocery store ASAP and buy lettuce. eat it raw DO NOT COOK. thank me later

[Hilary Duff Diary @HilaryDiary]

🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️ Hilary Duff performing “Why Not” on a vintage Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen tee at #LuckyMeMountainView last night

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

A $500K mortgage is now about $3,150 a month.

A $500K mortgage was about $2,000 a month in 2021.

Over $1,000 more each month for the same home.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Don’t be afraid to spend money on concerts and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work, the only thing you ever did was pay bills, and you forgot to actually live.

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

I never trust a man that wants to split a check at dinner.

[Kristen @Kica333]

I miss whatever age I was when I used to sleep through the entire night without waking up.

[Keri @kerfulthoughts]

@HunterDeSiver @JoeGaither6 Thanks Hunter!

[Keri @kerfulthoughts]

@katiewindham_ @JoeGaither6 Thanks Katie!