Keri Abbott

Mom, VCU Ram, Unfiltered, Tweets are My Own

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

A Trump supporter was seated next to an older woman on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The old woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,

“What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the man. “How about how they stole the election in 2020 and Donald Trump should be president.”

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The man, visibly surprised by the old woman’s, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the old woman replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss politics, when you don’t know shit?”

[Keri Abbott @keri_abbott]

@JJWatt @NFLonCBS Loved hearing you talk about your brother!!! And the rest of the analysis was great too!

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Our federal government is a shit show. Big turd.

[Keri Abbott @keri_abbott]

@kroger I have been dealing with a cashback issue for 11 days and have received email responses from three different CSRs. You should allow your employees to make decisions instead of “escalating it” and taking almost 2 weeks!

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@AirCanada @Dulles_Airport let’s get the bags on the carousel from Toronto before I have to pay for another hour of parking! We have been waiting for half an hour!!!

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@aircanada

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Food and drink in American airports is such a ripoff. $6 Smart Water. Dasani is a bit cheaper, but not my preference. At Heathrow, a sandwich and water was the equivalent of $10. #bendover

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@eev_avr 🤢 Everything is wrong with this.

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@madsmclaren Congratulations!! Libraries are the BEST! ❤️

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@cafedarkness 😂😂

[Lt. Governor Ghazala Hashmi @ltgovhashmi]

The Firehouse Primary voting locations are now open and remain open until 7pm.

If you live in the 4th Congressional District, please be sure to vote today for our next Representative who will continue to build on the legacy of the late Donald McEachin: @JennMcClellanVA.

[Keri Abbott @keri_abbott]

@02Justin10 My daughter is almost 26, so she receives $. We do a family experience around the holiday, where we all spend time together. This year mini golf. In years past Lewis Ginter, the Nutcracker, etc. We all have so much. I also donate to charities in remembrance of loved ones.

[Keri Abbott @keri_abbott]

All these ads about ordering NOW for Christmas delivery are giving me anxiety. And we don’t even do gifts. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Keri Abbott @keri_abbott]

Just finished reading #FireandBlood The rest of #HouseOfTheDragonHBO is going to be messy, and I’m here for it. ☠️

[Keri Abbott @keri_abbott]

@amandasuecustom So loud!! It was distracting!

[Lt. Governor Ghazala Hashmi @ltgovhashmi]

TOMORROW: Join us for a day of community, connection, and fun! Community Resource Fest will take place from 10:00am until 2:00pm. We are honored to have @RepMcEachin and other electeds joining us. Come learn about service providers in the Metro Richmond Area.

[Keri Abbott @keri_abbott]

@cafedarkness I agree…like why? Nothing good will come after shit hits the fan!

[Keri Abbott @keri_abbott]

@cafedarkness I get so irritated just thinking about Cheeto and his “base.” I just can’t. The picture is on in the background and every time I look over my blood pressure rises. Shameful day.

[Keri Abbott @keri_abbott]

@02Justin10 @8NEWS @8NewsWeather And when a warning has been issued, there’s quite a bit of adrenaline going through the person who is relaying that message. I think during a severe weather situation Matt and John are above and beyond!

[Keri Abbott @keri_abbott]

Richmond has some EXCELLENT TV meteorologists. However, when 💩 hits the fan, there is no no one I want to watch but John Bernier @8NEWS @8NewsWeather . That man can look at a radar image and tell you if a storm is next to an Exxon station. #GOAT

[Keri Abbott @keri_abbott]

@02Justin10 @8NEWS @8NewsWeather I think in the moment, When you are responsible for relaying the information to the public, you can get excited. I think Matt is also an excellent meteorologist who understands the geography very well.